Hedgedork

A combination between a Hedgehog and Dork.

Hedgedorks are typically girls who are small, cute, and very cuddly. They are guarded on the outside but once you get close, they are very very sweet.

BF: My girlfriend is so sweet. She's kinda got the personality of a porcupine. But, she's really small and cute. And she's really dorky.

Friend: So she's like a hedgehog. She's a hedgedork!

by JCPV02 May 9, 2021

Hedgecore

Extreme bush diving

Jumping into hedges

Dude... Johnny made a hedgecore faceplant into that hedge and now he's in the hospital!

by Art May 17, 2003

Hedgedog

one that gets attach to women to easily and later becomes friend zoned.
one that gets denied and friend zoned by multiple women.

Steve got hedgedog when he was overly nice to his good friend Ruth who denied from the date.

by Cobana May 12, 2013

Hedgecock

The well coiffed and groomed pubic hair of a male. Often times cut into a distinct "strap-like" wall surrounding the genitals.

In advance of his big, third date, John extensively groomed his hedgecock

by Boston Blaster December 14, 2009

Hedgecock

-A mind altering substance that causes users massive diarrhea, hallucinations, the condition known as elephantitis, and an unquenchable thirst for gay sex.

Taking hedgecock will seriously mess you up!

by Mr. T September 28, 2004

Hedgemonkey

Hedgemonkey - a long haired, pikey-esque, smelly inferior human being. Often seen as an old 80's rocker listening to too much wack metal.

You know that Andrew W.K., he's a right fucking hedgemonkey

by Kunkyape January 22, 2009

hedgecock

Odd looking bird of the genus Sqwuakus Crappus.
Has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple penis shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.
Despite the name it tends to mainly habitate gorse and privet bushes from where the Hedgecock will suddenly extend it's unfeasibly long beak and peck furiously at thin air while screeching the mating call of "Fantastic" "Marvellous".

"Good grief! A lesser spotted Hedgecock the first sighting around here since Uncle Wilf was but a whelp!"

by Garfunkel Trubshaw October 6, 2006