just like hedgehogs but girls decided to be quirky so they called themselves hedgehoes to be different💅
a hedgehoe is a hoe that doesn't shave and has a literal hedge and doesn't feel any shame about it whatsoever
hedgehoes also usually like oral sex regardless of the munch who's eating it getting her long thick pubes in his mouth
also guys why the fuck is watermelon sugar still trending for me
bob: she looks so cute gives he an innocent vibe
brad: this is not part of the conversation but who the fuck names their child brad
lee: idk man kinda looks like a hedgehoe
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.