Hebner

When an individual has sexual intercourse with another's sister.

"Dude, I totally hebner'd you yesterday."

by John Blown October 16, 2009

heinerscheid

Doing the complete opposite of what should be done and destroying yourself in the process

Bud Lite pulled A heinerscheid by pissing off all of its customers

by TylerGi April 19, 2023

hehnered

The act of getting totally wasted, leaving the scene of the party for a couple of minutes, while throwing up where no one can see you. After the throwing up occurrs, drinking inevitably follows.

Guy 1: Dude, I heard you got hehnered last night?
Guy 2: Yeah bro I was real messed up.

by Frankie Mo November 19, 2006

Heinerscheided

Destroying your reputation while costing your employer billions by completely failing your assignment and doing the worst possible thing you could ever do, thus forcing you to delete all social media and crawl under a rock to hide from the backlash.

“She Heinerscheided her career and was forced to change her name, get plastic surgery, and leave the country forever”

by AwdSleeper April 23, 2023

hefnering

To relax during the evening with a glass of your favorite liquer. Robe, lounge chair, pipe and firepalce add to the hefnering feel.

I"m having such a hard day I barely take it. When I get home im going have a glass of my favorite cognac and Hefnering it the rest of the evening.

by Hilmar Sigurdsson March 19, 2008

Heinerscheid

The process of letting woke company ideology get in the way of common sense, to the point of it costing you billions in revenue and/or market capitalization, and when such mistakes are realized, instead of pivoting to normalcy you double down thus destroying the company in the process.

Costanza just hired Ravi from Harvard to reinvigorate our brand, I hope he doesn't pull a Heinerscheid and take us down in the process.

by Weebs67 August 9, 2023

Hebert

A common last name in Louisiana (equivalent to Smith). Usually mispronounced by telemarketers(He-Bert). Actually pronounced A-BEAR, it's French assholes.

Resident: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*

by LNH2 January 16, 2009