Heavfer

The hottest step mom: Heavfer (Hev-er)

dang she is hot like heavfer!

by readheadedmastermind September 18, 2021

Beaver Heaver

When one is fellating another and vomits on their genitals, and then, proceeds to engage in coitus with their partner using the expelled contents as lubrication to achieve skeetdom.

a) "That Beaver Heaver, Harold, spewed his dinner in my clam and plowed me into 2012 until he skeeted. I didn't wake up until Tuesday and my boss fired me. I smell like Taco Bell now."

b) "Man, Tony, that slag was so dry I had to beaver heave into her snatch just to beast the broad and get my skeet-skeet on."

by 'Plif April 3, 2010

bairy heaver

Swap the two first letters around to correct it.
Another name for a jungle of wisdom
A hairy vagina

"Damnn Girl thats one bairy heaver"

by Grimzey13 November 26, 2013

Heavier Than Thou

A way of saying I am more metal than you are, or to claim that something is TRUE METAL. This is a play on the saying Holier than thou.

Have you heard that The Showdown has reunited?? Their new stuff is heavier than thou!!!

Have you heard that The Showdown is back?? Their new stuff is heavier than thou!!!

by Litfamshookturnt November 16, 2021

spear heaver

A term to describe an African who can carry a lot of spears on their back.

That spear heaver over there is hauling a lot of spears

by Randall Mapson January 23, 2018

the Heafer

The Lord of the Heafers.

Michael Dennis

by Mike D. December 15, 2003

heafer

one who is a follower of the Lord Heafer. Usually heafers are fat, stupid, or gay. The Lord Heafer is fat.

Alex the retarted

by Mike D. December 15, 2003