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Beaver Heaver 

When one is fellating another and vomits on their genitals, and then, proceeds to engage in coitus with their partner using the expelled contents as lubrication to achieve skeetdom.
a) "That Beaver Heaver, Harold, spewed his dinner in my clam and plowed me into 2012 until he skeeted. I didn't wake up until Tuesday and my boss fired me. I smell like Taco Bell now."

b) "Man, Tony, that slag was so dry I had to beaver heave into her snatch just to beast the broad and get my skeet-skeet on."
Beaver Heaver by 'Plif April 3, 2010
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Someone who is quite simply better than everyone else. Has a reputation for having a massive cock and BEING FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENT
Dayum that is one heavey right there

No I don't need my spouse's funding to function. I'm a heavey
Heavey by INSERTMEMEHERE January 20, 2011

bairy heaver 

Swap the two first letters around to correct it.
Another name for a jungle of wisdom
A hairy vagina
"Damnn Girl thats one bairy heaver"
bairy heaver by Grimzey13 November 26, 2013

Heavey-flex 

Something fun, enjoyable, crazy, cool, deep
Dude that party yesterday was heavey-flex!

dick headery 

the verb of dick head
e.g that was the height of dick headery
dick headery by dfhfks May 27, 2010