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Beaver Heaver 

When one is fellating another and vomits on their genitals, and then, proceeds to engage in coitus with their partner using the expelled contents as lubrication to achieve skeetdom.
a) "That Beaver Heaver, Harold, spewed his dinner in my clam and plowed me into 2012 until he skeeted. I didn't wake up until Tuesday and my boss fired me. I smell like Taco Bell now."

b) "Man, Tony, that slag was so dry I had to beaver heave into her snatch just to beast the broad and get my skeet-skeet on."
Beaver Heaver by 'Plif April 3, 2010

bairy heaver 

Swap the two first letters around to correct it.
Another name for a jungle of wisdom
A hairy vagina
"Damnn Girl thats one bairy heaver"
bairy heaver by Grimzey13 November 26, 2013

spear heaver 

A term to describe an African who can carry a lot of spears on their back.
That spear heaver over there is hauling a lot of spears
spear heaver by Randall Mapson January 23, 2018

Hog Heaver 

The homies that pass around slam pigs like it's nothing.
I ran train on her,her and her, guess I'm a straight hog heaver.
Hog Heaver by and1yo November 10, 2009

Dawson Heaver

That one quiet white kid you bullied in 3rd grade and regret it now, HE will shoot up your school if you try to roast his xeno verse 2 skills. This man is truly the whitest person to ever walk this planet.
That kid is such a Dawson Heaver, he never talks and he listens to pumped up kicks in his free time
Dawson Heaver by Bigger nigger December 8, 2016

All Dogs Go To Heaven 2 

All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 is a 1996 American animated musical fantasy adventure film, and a sequel to Goldcrest Films' animated film All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989). The movie is well known, because of the death of Gordon Freeman
"Did you see All Dogs Go To Heaven 2, and what happened to Gordon Freeman?"

"Yeah, he deserved it though, he didn't have his passport."