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Hearn, Hearned 

Verb: infinitive; to Hearn, Heared, to be Hearned. Def: To be outsmarted or grifted out of something of value.
Yo, I just got Hearned for the last beer when I wasn't looking.
Hearn, Hearned by Definer April 11, 2004
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Swedish Hearne 

A Scandinavian variant on the commonly used term "Hearne". It is regarded by many as the first variation of the term, originating circa. 1999. Can be used in many of the same ways as "Hearne" and is mainly used to display the speakers mastery of the "Hearne" dialect.

(Note: "Swedish Hearne" is rarely used in its complete form and is most commonly shortened to "Swearne". Other variants include, but are not limited to: "Swedo", "Swearnso", "Swearnsy" and the extended version: "SSSSWWWWWWWEEEEEAAAAARNE")
Speaker #1: "Hearne?"
Speaker #2: "No, Swedish Hearne"

Speaker #1: "Jesus, did you see that fella from Sweden leading those kids around?"
Speaker #2: "Oh, you mean the Swearne?"

Wayne Hearne 

Wayne Hearne's are known to be some of the worst cooks/bakers on the planet. They can burn just about anything known to man including water.
However despite obvious clues to who burnt the bread, the Wayne's will always blame someone else.
Can be seen driving crappy cars, with no doors or engines, but will still try to make it sound great.

If you are not sure it is a Wayne, you are looking at give him a driving test. Then count the amount of times he fails. If it is over 8 then you defintly know its Wayne
Dress code: Crappy baker
Known to say: It was Ryans fault
Bread: Charcoal
Wayne Hearne by Anoyed Customer March 6, 2005
The word hearne is a colloquial term with many different meanings. It is often used the same as the Mafia use "forget about it"

(Verb)
To hearne:
1. To act in a conspicious manner.
2. To desire young boys.
3. To be perverse.
4. Can mean "Hello", or simply hearne, swearne hearne.

(Noun)
1. A very bad man.
Person 1: "hearne"
Person 2: "hello, good day to you too"

Person 1: "Swedish hearne?"
Person 2: "No thank you."

Person 1: "Just like the hearne would do!"
Person 2: "Exactly what the hearne would do!!"
hearne by Little Robbie July 29, 2008
hernia, large tumor usually hangs from genitals.
hey pick up your hearne ur dragging it on the floor.
hearne by schmexxy123 October 16, 2008
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