hearne

The word hearne is a colloquial term with many different meanings. It is often used the same as the Mafia use "forget about it"

(Verb)
To hearne:
1. To act in a conspicious manner.
2. To desire young boys.
3. To be perverse.
4. Can mean "Hello", or simply hearne, swearne hearne.

(Noun)
1. A very bad man.

Person 1: "hearne"
Person 2: "hello, good day to you too"

Person 1: "Swedish hearne?"
Person 2: "No thank you."

Person 1: "Just like the hearne would do!"
Person 2: "Exactly what the hearne would do!!"

by Little Robbie July 29, 2008

hearne

hernia, large tumor usually hangs from genitals.

hey pick up your hearne ur dragging it on the floor.

by schmexxy123 October 16, 2008

Swedish Hearne

A Scandinavian variant on the commonly used term "Hearne". It is regarded by many as the first variation of the term, originating circa. 1999. Can be used in many of the same ways as "Hearne" and is mainly used to display the speakers mastery of the "Hearne" dialect.

(Note: "Swedish Hearne" is rarely used in its complete form and is most commonly shortened to "Swearne". Other variants include, but are not limited to: "Swedo", "Swearnso", "Swearnsy" and the extended version: "SSSSWWWWWWWEEEEEAAAAARNE")

Speaker #1: "Hearne?"
Speaker #2: "No, Swedish Hearne"

Speaker #1: "Jesus, did you see that fella from Sweden leading those kids around?"
Speaker #2: "Oh, you mean the Swearne?"

by the observant hearne April 29, 2010

Wayne Hearne

Wayne Hearne's are known to be some of the worst cooks/bakers on the planet. They can burn just about anything known to man including water.
However despite obvious clues to who burnt the bread, the Wayne's will always blame someone else.
Can be seen driving crappy cars, with no doors or engines, but will still try to make it sound great.

If you are not sure it is a Wayne, you are looking at give him a driving test. Then count the amount of times he fails. If it is over 8 then you defintly know its Wayne

Dress code: Crappy baker
Known to say: It was Ryans fault
Bread: Charcoal

by Anoyed Customer March 6, 2005

B'harne

1. n. Vile, evil demon, appearing as a small, friendly, toothless purple Tyrannosaurus Rex. Takes a particular interest in small children, using the guize of love and friendship to enslave them and otherwise fill their heads with ridiculous and unrealistic notions. Children subjected to such items as it's song "I love you, You love me," reach adulthood in a state of profound cranial rectitis, and is a possible explanation for that condition being suffered by most of the denizens of Hollywood.
2. Can be spelled "B'harnii" as well.

My daugher has been enslaved by B'harne.

by Dan1271 November 8, 2007

hearsefest

The all funeral car gathering created by Just Hearse N Around. Based in southeast Michigan, starting in 2001. Is considered the largest annual collection of hearses, combinations, and flower cars used in funeral services.

If you are looking to buy a used hearse, you should look at going to Hearsefest.

by M.T.Skull13 August 24, 2019

Hearteater

The hearteater is like the grim reaper. Instead of comng for your soul, it comes for your (emotional) heart. It usually works with the grim reaper to get the emotions from dead or drying people. But often, it will come from those who expect it the least. The hearteater will swap your heart with "poison" That poison can make you feel suicidal, anxious or depressed.

The hearteater came for Emily...
She died so young.

by theyreallfine October 18, 2019