Trojan Helmet

The position a male gets into when he lays his testicles in a sleeping female's eyesockets and places his penis between the female's upper lip and the tip of her nose. When the female is tickled she wakes up and is forced to give oral sex to the male.

"I gave Liv a Trojan Helmet when she was asleep once, but she didn't wake up."

"Don't you ever give me a Trojan Helmet again!"

Definition Code A-001

by Definer November 03, 2004

Arivia'd

1)To have ineffectual invisitext because of a lack of a pound sign(#) before the hex code in the COLOR tag-particularly appropriate when pointed out by someone using Mozilla Firefox
2)To be given effective computer advice laced with suggestions of Open Source alternatives for the problematic programs

1)Dammit, I got Arivia'd.
2)Try the config here...alternatively, switch to OpenOffice.org or Abiword...

by Definer August 11, 2004

rocee

a ridiculous, boisterous person who uses the internet as a source of strength and power; smacktard

Jan realized that guy is such a rocee.

by definer August 05, 2004

a-piss

someone that holds grudges against another in front of other people just so that he/she can say them so their not as suspicious as they are being dry humored. You have to have a betrayed quality to you to be a-piss. you have to start by being zany and a loaf and then drop down to a level where your just being a suke/sook in restraint.

ahh what??? why noooo jeeese. wow im crazy all of a sudden hey look I'm flighty, and crusty weeee hahaha etc.

by definer January 15, 2005

camal toe

When a girl's pussy has a wedgie and it looks like a camal toe.

That thong gave the slut a camal toe. It is so tight she should buy a bigger thong.

by Definer July 07, 2004

Hearn, Hearned

Verb: infinitive; to Hearn, Heared, to be Hearned. Def: To be outsmarted or grifted out of something of value.

Yo, I just got Hearned for the last beer when I wasn't looking.

by Definer April 12, 2004

sweet shit

Possibly one of the greatest expressions ever. Used to show how much someone likes a concept or thing.

Synonyms include: Sweet, nice, kickass, all right, excellent, etc.

Mike - Dude, I got all the beer we need! Time to party!

Chris - Sweet shit!

by Definer October 14, 2004