Normally a Haymilf is a short guy with brown hair and is very very hot and a very large penis. Normally haymilf has other names like haycat hayfish and hayfetus
Noun: A person who is obsessed with Hamilton: An American Musical
Warning: This is no ordinary obsession. Side effects include bursting out into song whenever someone unknowingly makes a Hamilton reference, bursting into tears in public because "It's Quiet Uptown" came up on shuffle, and being unable to count to nine in French without sobbing by the time you get to seven, to name a few.
Person: Ugh, he's so annoying, he's constantly
Hamilfan: CONFUSING, CONFOUNDING THE BRITISH HENCHMEN
Another Hamilfan: EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!
Hamilfan: LAFAYETTE!
Person: I'm going to leave now, this is going to take a while (sighs)
Fans of Hamilton specifically genz and gen x. They love Hamilton A LOT. This word is derived from “onlyfan” but replace the “only” with an “Hamil” the abbreviation of Hamilton. They more than likely will refer to Hamilton from day to day life. Only hamilfans will understand these comments.
“A group of friends are playing among us hide and seek”
Friend who is it 1....2....3.....4....5....6.....7.....8.....9.....10