Hassaning

The act of bending your roommate over a table and butt-fucking them while they cry. Act can be non consensual. Usually applied to individuals with the name of "Hassan"

Verb (Ha/sa/ning) - To Hassan, Hassaned

The hassaning began yesterday. We all missed our finals.

by Hassan's Roommate October 31, 2019

Hassan

Hassan is one of the best person you will get to know.he has the kindest heart but can get angry at times but if u really get to know him he is very friendly. All the boys ask him for advice in every thing Hassan has the biggest dreams and for Hassan they will obviously come true. He is a sexy looking guy who's keeps his loved ones really close to his heart no matter what.

"What a sick bitch Hassan is"

by Kadoola321 November 23, 2016

Hassan

Its a female version of the masculine "Hasan";

The 'Hassan' spelling derives from Celtic origins, "Has-Ann" and is similar to other names such as "Jo-Ann", "Mary-Ann", "Peggy-Ann" etc. It was eventually shortened from Has-Ann to Hassan as the hyphenating slowly became obsolete.

My sister gave birth yesterday to a boy and his name is Hasan... My other sister had a girl and she named her
"Hassan"...

by daywalkz April 28, 2008

Hassan

A pay to win fifa player who’s shit

Hassan has Mbappé, Neymar, Messi in the squad:
Finishes Gold 3 - Silver 1
Loses to Taison and Texeira

by Bassan November 13, 2020

hassan

An expression used to refer to some one who is immensely cool, and has style unrivalled by any one else.

"yo, did u see that dude, he's so hassan its not true"
"daym homie, true speak that is one cool motherfucker"

by soldierslim September 24, 2005

Hassan

Super wise and peaceful guy, everyone feels comfortable around him.

Girl: Hassan is very cute and kind, I want to have babies like him.

by Hassan99 March 26, 2021

Hassaned

To get anally raped and not telling anyone about it.

"Did you hear, Jack just got Hassaned"

by Blueice91 December 23, 2008