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Hawaiian shirt day
Hawaiian shirt day falls on April 21 of every year, so you know if you want to go ahead and uh, wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
Will: Hey Eric why are you wearing that ridiculous Hawaiian shirt?
Eric: Dude it's April 21st, how did you forget about Hawaiian shirt day?
Eric: Dude it's April 21st, how did you forget about Hawaiian shirt day?
Hawaiian shirt day by WilliB April 21, 2013
Related Words
Hawaisian • Hawai • hawaii • Hawaiian Pizza • Hawaiian Flesh-light • Hawaiian volcano • Halais • Hataishi • Hawaiians • Hawaiian bread
Hawaiian Hula Hoop
When you put four strap-ons on, two on your sides, one on the front, and one on the back. Then, move your hips in a circular motion, fucking four other people while doing so.
Hawaiian Hula Hoop by Smoovy December 6, 2018
Hawaiian Time
Employing a Laissez-faire attitude towards matters of punctuality, referencing a commonly held perception of life in Hawaii being inherently relaxed.
Hawaiian Time by TheTrout June 27, 2014
The Hawaiian Punch
A very complicated series of actions that starts off with a bottle of Hawaiian Punch. Mix the Hawaiian Punch with some rum or vodka untill the booze to juice ratio is about 2:1. Once you have achieved the perfect combination, mix that shit up real good in a water bottle and get yo drank on. After you realize you drank way more than your limits, you gonna need a bucket homie! Welcome back lunch cuz u gonna be spitin cookies everywhere! This method of drinking is usually used to pregame before an important event such as a Presidential Election, a game of Lasertag, taking the SATs,or even at childbirth.
Danny: "Hey Tara i think you might have overdone it a little! Your gonna really feel The Hawaiian Punch soon!"
Tara: "Dont worry ill be fine for lasertag"
Danny: "But look what you did to that poor picnic table! Where are the kiddies supposed to eat lunch now???"
Tara: "Dont worry ill be fine for lasertag"
Danny: "But look what you did to that poor picnic table! Where are the kiddies supposed to eat lunch now???"
The Hawaiian Punch by Shugah Nipz December 7, 2009
snowing in hawaii
snowing in hawaii by Ju_Ju_Bear March 14, 2009
Pizza Hawaii
Garbage. It’s the most disgusting food on the globe and everyone that eats it is very sick inside his head
Pizza Hawaii by HornyCorny November 19, 2017
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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