Haven P

A suspiciously straight twink who gives off enough gay energy to power a medium-sized pride parade despite vehemently denying any affiliation

She said she likes boys, but that haircut was giving Haven P

Haven P by Thebeatricehater January 17, 2026

Whaaat you haven't played tuber simulator? 

Whaaat you haven't played tuber simulator? Wait seriously... Haven't you?

Whaaat you haven't played tuber simulator? - PewDiePie 2020

Whaaat you haven't played tuber simulator? by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020

No, I haven't been paid 

And that is not a character thing or a metaphor. If you have paid someone else, you are paying the wrong person. I have no middle man. I'm working alone. There is no group or team. Anyone CLAIMING TO BE ME is lying. I have NEVER told anyone that I am Hym. I've literally never said it to anyone. So if somebody HAS told you that they are Hym, they are lying. I told you explicitly how to deal with imposters.

Hym "No, I haven't been paid and there is a very real possibility that that very thing will cost me and others their lives which is why I said that I would need to be credited and paid publicly on a place that I would see naturally in scrolling through my feed to which I have access that I then can share myself. And then I would confirm that here. And here's the thing, the people watching me don't need to be told that I'm Hym. Just saying. I don't know what that means for YOU... But paying the wrong person isn't going to get anyone anywhere."

No, I haven't been paid by Hym Iam October 9, 2025

Pussy Haven 

The place where you go to fuck.

I went to my girls house, but little did I know it was a pussy haven.

Pussy Haven by Clitcruncher February 1, 2017

Psych Disorder Haven 

An international online psych ward for the worlds most truly fucked up and cringy people.

Where did bob go?
Oh he’s involved in drama in Psych Disorder Haven right now

Psych Disorder Haven by yourmomisnotgay February 15, 2022

I haven’t seen two pretty best friends

There is a set of two people and people say I haven’t seen two pretty best friends. Which means one is pretty and the other is not and it’s always like that with friends.

Girl: *posts a picture or TikTok w/ friend*
People: I haven’t seen two pretty best friends

I haven’t seen two pretty best friends by anonymous November 9, 2020

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷 

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷 by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024