Definitions by Clitcruncher

Your thermos exploded 

When the condom breaks inside the woman

Yo I was fucking my girl and she's said "your thermos exploded" .

Your thermos exploded by Clitcruncher February 2, 2017

Pussy Haven 

The place where you go to fuck.

I went to my girls house, but little did I know it was a pussy haven.

Pussy Haven by Clitcruncher February 1, 2017