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kevin häusermann 

Beauty in person. Famous Person in Switzerland with a huge cock. All the bitches loves him.
Kevin Häusermann isch eifach saulit und Noel en spassti.
kevin häusermann by 21fuxx January 4, 2017

Haussmann Table Saw 

A power tool that resembles a table saw, but, if you look closly-er you will realize it is just a bunch of recycled Chinese Newspapers, eyelashes and bottlecaps that are molded into a form of a table saw. If you bought this table saw I've got 2 words for you: "Rookie Mistake." This is the chick version of a table saw and that chick would also have to be dumb.
"Damn my Haussmann table saw won't even cut through MDF!"

"Why did my one-legged Grandmother buy such a shitty tablesaw"

"I really enjoy using my Haussmann to cut carrots, celery and the occasional potatoe fry"

Megan Hauserman 

A beautiful reality star best known for competing in Beauty and the geek, rock of love 2, i love money, charm school 2 and her own show megan wants a millionaire. Her show was cancelled because a crazy canadian contestant, Ryan jenkins killed his wife. She also once got into a fight with sharon osborne and sued her. Megan Hauserman is also a model and poses for playboy and benchwarmer trading cards. She is distinct from her fellow contestants for having a hot body with nicely shaped hips and is blonde( naturally brown).She also has a black and white chihuaua named lily.
Follow megan hauserman on twitter, Twitter.com/meganhauserman .
Megan Hauserman by Bluejays12 November 22, 2009

Habermanning 

Focusing on an irrelevant detail during a major event in an attempt to obfuscate.
She was Habermanning when she examined the armed man's shoewear as he violently attacked the Capitol
Habermanning by dudeandhow July 21, 2022

jackie habermann 

a girl who loves her family more than her own life
I would be like jackie habermann if it was my family.
jackie habermann by itjustis April 27, 2017
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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