A power tool that resembles a table saw, but, if you look closly-er you will realize it is just a bunch of recycled Chinese Newspapers, eyelashes and bottlecaps that are molded into a form of a table saw. If you bought this table saw I've got 2 words for you: "Rookie Mistake." This is the chick version of a table saw and that chick would also have to be dumb.
"Damn my Haussmann table saw won't even cut through MDF!"
"Why did my one-legged Grandmother buy such a shitty tablesaw"
"I really enjoy using my Haussmann to cut carrots, celery and the occasional potatoe fry"
A beautiful reality star best known for competing in Beauty and the geek, rock of love 2, i love money, charm school 2 and her own show megan wants a millionaire. Her show was cancelled because a crazy canadian contestant, Ryan jenkins killed his wife. She also once got into a fight with sharon osborne and sued her. Megan Hauserman is also a model and poses for playboy and benchwarmer trading cards. She is distinct from her fellow contestants for having a hot body with nicely shaped hips and is blonde( naturally brown).She also has a black and white chihuaua named lily.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.