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When you hire four hookers to light up cigarettes while one sits on your face and raves, one rides you and drinks, and the other two mud wrestle on your shit.

A "hauberg" will also end up marrying their high school crush... The vice principal.
hauberg stalks their vice principal
by Trufflebutter432 August 14, 2015
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When you hire four hookers to light up cigarettes while one sits on your face and raves, one rides you and drinks, and the other two mud wrestle on your shit.

A "hauberg" will also end up marrying their high school crush... The vice principal.
hauberg stalks their vice principal
by Trufflebutter432 August 14, 2015
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