hauberg

When you hire four hookers to light up cigarettes while one sits on your face and raves, one rides you and drinks, and the other two mud wrestle on your shit.

A "hauberg" will also end up marrying their high school crush... The vice principal.

hauberg stalks their vice principal

by Trufflebutter432 August 14, 2015

hauberg

When you hire four hookers to light up cigarettes while one sits on your face and raves, one rides you and drinks, and the other two mud wrestle on your shit.

A "hauberg" will also end up marrying their high school crush... The vice principal.

hauberg stalks their vice principal

by Trufflebutter432 August 14, 2015

Hanberg

A collection of elite homo-sapiens, often referred to as chionophiles as they thrive in colder conditions. The Hanberg people are a force to be reckoned with, large inflictions of pain shall be received when agitating a lesser spotted Hanberg.

Person 1: Dude I'm going camping in Scandinavia, ill be gone for a while.

Person 2: Alright have a good time, but watch out, I hear there is a large collection of Hanberg people thriving within that vicinity.

by A member of the hanberg people December 21, 2020

El Heffe Hamberger

A manufacturing engineer of German, or Hebrew desent.
Always procrastinating and delegating work to other peeps.Unusually lazy and careless.
Very commonly has an inferiority complex.
Becomes very angry and aggitated when questioned about work related problems.

Dave :Yo,I played with my nutz in the shit house for two hours while we were running a new Xerox proto.
Marcus: Dude don't be a fuckin El Heffe!

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

hauber

a very smart human that is very smart and kind(corrects every sentence

haubers are uasally male do not like being called names and are very self effiecient

by ja9n January 30, 2017

hambergod

Hambergod is the entire universe as a whole or everything that we know of. It is a reference to the Hambergod Theory which states that everything is part the same thing. For example, a hamburger consists of many different things such as, but not limited to, meat, cheese, pickles, ketchup, bread, etc. Which are all completely different things but together make up one thing, a hamburger.

"if you harm others, you harm the hambergod, and thus yourself."

"If you disrespect the hambergod, you disrespect everything."

"If you disrespect anything, you disrespect the hambergod."

"I believe in the hambergod."

by Twisted Necromancer January 19, 2018

hamberger uppercut

When a women's vagina looks like someone gave six pounds of raw hamberger an uppercut.

She may look hot but she totally has a hamberger uppercut.

by Professor Poops May 16, 2006