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park hangs 

Older mother attempting to make her mundane activities of day to day life (ie going to the park), seem hip and relavent.
Hey Deborah, hopping in the mini van to take the kids for some park hangs.
park hangs by Deborah1980 June 9, 2016
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a hmong idiot. thinking they are hood.
hmong person: im a hangsta for life!

random person: your a fucking poser, fakeass gangster.
hangsta by yo momma122 September 26, 2008

Hangs dong

The public display of an epic set of male genitalia.
Have you seen that scene from Terminator when Schwarzenegger steps through the time portal naked? That dude hangs dong!
Hangs dong by Nards Aplenty December 31, 2011

hangsober 

The state of waking up in the morning feeling hungover after a night of playing designated driver. Hangsobers are often the effect of crappy bar food, too much nicotine, smoke in your eyes, and loud, obnoxiously drunk friends.
Dude, you look rough today... Long night last night? Boozing it up?

Naw man, i have a hangsober.
hangsober by Captain Bobaganush April 23, 2010

hangster 

This is word fusion that takes the words hippy and gangster to discribe those dreadlocked, baggy clothed, shabby, dirty, spin dancing folks that are deeply involved in drug and Grateful Dead culture, but not wanting to completely isolate themselves from modern culture, use gansta speak as their primary form of commuication.
Girl 1: Billy is such a fucking hangster ! When I brushed by him at their house he jumps up yellin' "Yo, yo, yo ! U be scetchin' my dreads ! Doan may me spin dance ova dare n git awl Rainbow Bear on yo ass !" then he says
"Now row me up 'n-otha one ah dose blunts wit dat fine ass cronic !" Whats up with that ?
Girl 2: Yeah! I don't know. Isn't he from like rural Vermont ? Like Manchester or Bromley or some-thing ???
hangster by critter getter October 29, 2007

Hangsturbation 

The excitation of one's own genital organs while simultaneously asphyxiating oneself usually to the point of orgasm.
Late at night, Officer Billy loves hangsturbating in his cop vehicle while checking for drivers going over the speed limit.
Hangsturbation by Dr. Dorifto August 31, 2005
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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