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An individual known for intense bonging skills.
(Lara's basement): HAUNGS!HAUNGS!HAUNGS!
Haungs by beeeeeeeeeeer May 27, 2009
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park hangs 

Older mother attempting to make her mundane activities of day to day life (ie going to the park), seem hip and relavent.
Hey Deborah, hopping in the mini van to take the kids for some park hangs.
park hangs by Deborah1980 June 9, 2016
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a hmong idiot. thinking they are hood.
hmong person: im a hangsta for life!

random person: your a fucking poser, fakeass gangster.
hangsta by yo momma122 September 26, 2008

Hangs dong

The public display of an epic set of male genitalia.
Have you seen that scene from Terminator when Schwarzenegger steps through the time portal naked? That dude hangs dong!
Hangs dong by Nards Aplenty December 31, 2011

hangsober 

The state of waking up in the morning feeling hungover after a night of playing designated driver. Hangsobers are often the effect of crappy bar food, too much nicotine, smoke in your eyes, and loud, obnoxiously drunk friends.
Dude, you look rough today... Long night last night? Boozing it up?

Naw man, i have a hangsober.
hangsober by Captain Bobaganush April 23, 2010

hangster 

This is word fusion that takes the words hippy and gangster to discribe those dreadlocked, baggy clothed, shabby, dirty, spin dancing folks that are deeply involved in drug and Grateful Dead culture, but not wanting to completely isolate themselves from modern culture, use gansta speak as their primary form of commuication.
Girl 1: Billy is such a fucking hangster ! When I brushed by him at their house he jumps up yellin' "Yo, yo, yo ! U be scetchin' my dreads ! Doan may me spin dance ova dare n git awl Rainbow Bear on yo ass !" then he says
"Now row me up 'n-otha one ah dose blunts wit dat fine ass cronic !" Whats up with that ?
Girl 2: Yeah! I don't know. Isn't he from like rural Vermont ? Like Manchester or Bromley or some-thing ???
hangster by critter getter October 29, 2007

Hangsturbation 

The excitation of one's own genital organs while simultaneously asphyxiating oneself usually to the point of orgasm.
Late at night, Officer Billy loves hangsturbating in his cop vehicle while checking for drivers going over the speed limit.
Hangsturbation by Dr. Dorifto August 31, 2005
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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