Hangover Paint (noun) a bowel movement which happens after a night of extremely heavy drinking which may or
may not have included a poor dinner choice.
The act of passing the movement often feels much
like a levee breaking and flooding a Ukrainian town with toxic
red sludge.
The viscosity of the movement varies depending on the drinking of the night before, but usually involves a hard "
plug" of matter followed by a anal waterfall of muddy post-digested muddy chunks of frozen pizza, pizza bites, hot-pockets and other late night snacks.
This process happens explosively and instantaneously, causing caustic splattering of the toilet
bowl and turning the
water into a bubbling cauldron of acrid bodily waste. Unless the room is properly ventilated with a ceiling shower vent, two
windows, ceiling
fan and a
door open, the bathroom containing the bodily oil spill will be uninhabitable.
This type of bowel movement occurs frequently after a night of heavy drinking therefore commonly during a hangover.
The color of the deposit is consistent with that of mixing all the paints in home depot, thus the paint.
Hangover paint cannot be washed off the
bowl by repeated flushing and requires toilet cleaning or replacement.
