Hatcheted

The act of being hit by a hatchet.

I got hatcheted!

Hatcheted by Vince Anderson March 8, 2017

knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing

A sport of good aim, usually thrown at a tree or fence. Fun & it takes Skill to do this.

I'm pretty good at knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing, I get 8 out of 10 spot on!

knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing by Starchylde May 28, 2016

hatchet wound

A pussy that resembles a hatchet wound, often with wide, split lips, and plenty of color to boot.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

I told that bitch if she didn't like it, she could lick my blood hatchet-wound!

hatchet wound by T. J. October 30, 2003

ass hatchet 

The term a cyclist uses to describe what their bike seat feels like after it has become extremely uncomfortable due to either the duration of a bike ride or the number of consecutive days of bike riding.

By the fifth day of the Bicycle Ride Across Nebraska (BRAN), I could swear my seat had turned into an ass hatchet.

ass hatchet by rugbykiltman June 14, 2010

Vanilla Hatchet 

A vanilla hatchet refers to the act of a caucasian male punishing feminist behavior by fastening a blade to his erect phallus and slashing the perpetrator in the face with said blade.

Mike's wife was engaging in unruly feminist behavior, so he treated her to his infamous vanilla hatchet.

Vanilla Hatchet by Stefo July 27, 2006

Hatchet Boy

Hatchet boy is an urban legend passed down from generation to generation...hatchet boy is a shadow who holds a hatchet upon his hand, the few that do see him say that he is an unknown figure. He walks about day to day in plain sight, you may even see him walking around in your town, maybe he’s even in the same room as you right now. All those who have died upon his hand have sang the song that summons him called “Hatchet Boy” which I will not write the lyrics of so you don’t summon him. Though you may try yourself to guess the song but you may never succeed.

I’m gonna see if Hatchet boy is real and try to summon him.

Hatchet Boy by HatchetBoy July 26, 2019

Hatched a plan 

As defined in the TV series, The A-Team. When a plan has been completed, set in motion, but it hasn't (yet) come together.

We have hatched a plan and set it in motion, now we have to wait.

Hatched a plan by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020