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Hartzell 

Hartzell is a very short person trying to be tall.
Hartzell by udkrystal September 27, 2019
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Chode Hartzell 

A person by the name of CHODE HARTZELL.Go to myspace and search her, she's a roleplayer who attacks [people in bulletins 'cause she has no other life. Seriously...what kind of name is CHODE? Fffrreeaaaakkkk.
Person A: Did you see what Chode Hartzell said in her bulletin?
Person B: Which one? She spams up my bulletin board. Such a WANNABE.

Person C: OMG Chode just said the meanest thing about -insert person here-.
Person D: Story of her life, she's a WANNABE.

Anonymous: Chode WANTS TO BE Canada.
Chode Hartzell by RP-er April 3, 2009

Hardzello 

Hardzello is the obvious and best ship of the Bohemian Rhapsody fandom between the two heartthrobs Joe Mazzello and Ben Hardy.
*sees awkward Hardzello flirting.*

Brian: "Cute. I'd put them in a boat."

Gwilym: "What?"
Brian: "Isn't that what it's called?"
Gwiylm: "You mean you ship them?"
Brian: "Definitely."

hardzello 

a ship between actors Joe Mazzello and Ben Hardy. They played as John Deacon and Roger Taylor in Bohemian Rhapsody (the movie) and have been friends since then.
"ever heard of the ship Hardzello?"

"yeah! stupid Gwil always getting in the way of their relationship!"

I wasted five minuets of my life making this
hardzello by SleeplessQueenie May 19, 2019

My Name Is Walter Hartwell White 

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

William Hartnell 

The first actor to portray The Doctor in the BBC television program, originally premiering as the first doctor on 23rd of November 1963 in "An Unearthly Child". His companion was his "Granddaughter", Susan Foreman. He was replaced by Patrick Throughton on the 5th of November 1966 in "The Power Of The Daleks"
The Doctor: One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me I am not mistaken in mine. (William Hartnell as The Doctor)
William Hartnell by TheAtariNerd February 2, 2013

Hartwell, Georgia

Hartwell is the town in Georgia that is closest to South Carolina. There is absolutely nothing to do in Hartwell. The biggest attraction is a Walmart and the ghetto and sketchy backroads.
Dude, I'm going to Hartwell, Georgia.

Wtf, why would you do that?

Going to chill at Walmart.


Hartwell, Georgia by lmcgee1 March 21, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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