Hartzell

Short.

Hartzell is a very short person trying to be tall.

by udkrystal September 27, 2019

Chode Hartzell

A person by the name of CHODE HARTZELL.Go to myspace and search her, she's a roleplayer who attacks people in bulletins 'cause she has no other life. Seriously...what kind of name is CHODE? Fffrreeaaaakkkk.

Person A: Did you see what Chode Hartzell said in her bulletin?
Person B: Which one? She spams up my bulletin board. Such a WANNABE.

Person C: OMG Chode just said the meanest thing about -insert person here-.
Person D: Story of her life, she's a WANNABE.

Anonymous: Chode WANTS TO BE Canada.

by RP-er April 3, 2009

Hardzello

Hardzello is the obvious and best ship of the Bohemian Rhapsody fandom between the two heartthrobs Joe Mazzello and Ben Hardy.

*sees awkward Hardzello flirting.*

Brian: "Cute. I'd put them in a boat."

Gwilym: "What?"
Brian: "Isn't that what it's called?"
Gwiylm: "You mean you ship them?"
Brian: "Definitely."

by Dino nuggets be bussin April 8, 2019

hardzello

a ship between actors Joe Mazzello and Ben Hardy. They played as John Deacon and Roger Taylor in Bohemian Rhapsody (the movie) and have been friends since then.

"ever heard of the ship Hardzello?"

"yeah! stupid Gwil always getting in the way of their relationship!"

I wasted five minuets of my life making this

by SleeplessQueenie May 19, 2019

My Name Is Walter Hartwell White

Walter

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by Scarquess December 1, 2022

William Hartnell

The first actor to portray The Doctor in the BBC television program, originally premiering as the first doctor on 23rd of November 1963 in "An Unearthly Child". His companion was his "Granddaughter", Susan Foreman. He was replaced by Patrick Throughton on the 5th of November 1966 in "The Power Of The Daleks"

The Doctor: One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me I am not mistaken in mine. (William Hartnell as The Doctor)

by TheAtariNerd February 2, 2013

Hartwell, Georgia

Hartwell is the town in Georgia that is closest to South Carolina. There is absolutely nothing to do in Hartwell. The biggest attraction is a Walmart and the ghetto and sketchy backroads.

Dude, I'm going to Hartwell, Georgia.

Wtf, why would you do that?

Going to chill at Walmart.

by lmcgee1 March 21, 2009