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My Name Is Walter Hartwell White 

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

Hartwell, Georgia

Hartwell is the town in Georgia that is closest to South Carolina. There is absolutely nothing to do in Hartwell. The biggest attraction is a Walmart and the ghetto and sketchy backroads.
Dude, I'm going to Hartwell, Georgia.

Wtf, why would you do that?

Going to chill at Walmart.
Hartwell, Georgia by lmcgee1 March 21, 2009

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. 

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

Walter Hartwell White

Walter white is an fictional character in the breaking bad universe. He is a science teacher that started making methamphetamine (mdma) He lives in 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104. He started making methamphetamine, because on tv he saw that he could make a lot of money of it. He is the one who knocks. His real name is Bryan Cranston. He killed many people while he was making mdma.
My name is Walter Hartwell White, i live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque new mexico 87104.
Walter Hartwell White by Odeez March 9, 2022

Hartselle 

1. A city in Alabama that time forgot. 2. Exit 325 on interstate 65 southbound. 3. A dry town that needs to go wet. 4. People get excited over new establishments.
I live in Hartselle. I will never be anything EVER!!!
Hartselle by Ironman316 April 13, 2007

chartwelled 

Verb
Past tense: Chartwelled

1. A false feeling of having eaten too much, generally caused by a foods appearance or taste. Similar to having eaten at a chinese buffet, hunger is sure to strike 20 minutes later.

2. Loosing 20 pounds over three months due to either one of of the two symptoms listed above or restricted operational hours.
1. Oh man, I'm only halfway through my plate and I'm already so stuffed I can't take anymore food! So Chartwelled.

2. My roommate lost so much weight from eating at the caf, his family thought there was something wrong with him! F*&%!ng Caf food

3. **BREEEEEUUUGGGHHHHHRRHRHRRHRH** OH MY GOD Oliver, I just threw up something wicked!! Chartwells coming back to haunt

4. **Akward extended pooping sesh in 3rd floor bathroom**

Marc -I don't know about you Max, but for me it just ain't coming out...
Max -It's kind of a all go or no go deal, is it...
chartwelled by Marx93 March 2, 2014
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doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011
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Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.
Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
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WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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