Hartwelled

a phrase you say after you roast someone

YOU JUST GOT HARTWELLED

by mrs harry styles November 24, 2021

My Name Is Walter Hartwell White

Walter

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by Scarquess December 1, 2022

Hartwell, Georgia

Hartwell is the town in Georgia that is closest to South Carolina. There is absolutely nothing to do in Hartwell. The biggest attraction is a Walmart and the ghetto and sketchy backroads.

Dude, I'm going to Hartwell, Georgia.

Wtf, why would you do that?

Going to chill at Walmart.

by lmcgee1 March 21, 2009

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

Walter Hartwell White

Walter white is an fictional character in the breaking bad universe. He is a science teacher that started making methamphetamine (mdma) He lives in 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104. He started making methamphetamine, because on tv he saw that he could make a lot of money of it. He is the one who knocks. His real name is Bryan Cranston. He killed many people while he was making mdma.

My name is Walter Hartwell White, i live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque new mexico 87104.

by Odeez March 9, 2022

Hartselle

1. A city in Alabama that time forgot. 2. Exit 325 on interstate 65 southbound. 3. A dry town that needs to go wet. 4. People get excited over new establishments.

I live in Hartselle. I will never be anything EVER!!!

by Ironman316 April 13, 2007

chartwelled

Verb
Past tense: Chartwelled

1. A false feeling of having eaten too much, generally caused by a foods appearance or taste. Similar to having eaten at a chinese buffet, hunger is sure to strike 20 minutes later.

2. Loosing 20 pounds over three months due to either one of of the two symptoms listed above or restricted operational hours.

1. Oh man, I'm only halfway through my plate and I'm already so stuffed I can't take anymore food! So Chartwelled.

2. My roommate lost so much weight from eating at the caf, his family thought there was something wrong with him! F*&%!ng Caf food

3. **BREEEEEUUUGGGHHHHHRRHRHRRHRH** OH MY GOD Oliver, I just threw up something wicked!! Chartwells coming back to haunt

4. **Akward extended pooping sesh in 3rd floor bathroom**

Marc -I don't know about you Max, but for me it just ain't coming out...
Max -It's kind of a all go or no go deal, is it...

by Marx93 March 2, 2014