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Hartelius 

A burger boy who loves his shakes and fries he will do anything to eat and get chunky!
Oh my god look at that Hartelius eat! What an animal!
Hartelius by Burgerboy113 November 11, 2020
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Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus 

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!
While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

hatelisting 

A website that lists people that hate a certain subject. It's the contrary of a fanlisting. Also known as anti-fanlisting
Jack: Ugh, I hate Britney Spears. I'm going to join her hatelisting.
hatelisting by Mr-Scratch December 30, 2005

hatelist 

1. In an MMO, the order in which an enemy will attack a group of multiple players.
2. The order in which an angry authority figure will target people who've pissed him off.
"Did you get grounded for breaking curfew last night?"
"Nah, my folks found out my brother's failing math and he jumped to the top of the hatelist."
hatelist by 51 January 5, 2009

harmelious 

Beautiful handsome kind and shows no fear
Most people say harmelious when there talking about the king but don’t forget New Zealand is where it’s at
harmelious by King Harme November 23, 2021

hornelius 

Hornelius is the name for a horny friend who always jokes around with the name Cornelius. A Hornelius ass man is someone who is always horny up to no good.
John: I got some heat at home, wanna go chill?
Frank: Nah foo I'm feeling like a Hornelius right now with all these girls passing by.
hornelius by Bootyniggademolisher February 14, 2024
Hatelin (noun):
A person who critiques Caitlin Clark in real time, ignores the stats after, and updates their argument mid-game when she proves them wrong. Known for moving goalposts, selective memory, and giving credit… eventually (and quietly).

Coined by DIBSPORTSTALK
Hatelins common phrases are

“Only reason why Caitlin Clark is popular because of Angel Reese
“She’s benefiting white privilege”

“All she does is shoot 3s and don’t play defense”
HATELINS by Hawk man March 20, 2026
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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