hornelius

Hornelius is the name for a horny friend who always jokes around with the name Cornelius. A Hornelius ass man is someone who is always horny up to no good.

John: I got some heat at home, wanna go chill?
Frank: Nah foo I'm feeling like a Hornelius right now with all these girls passing by.

by Bootyniggademolisher February 14, 2024

Pornelius Hubert

The full name of Porn Hub

My full name is Pornelius Hubert

by ColaCode July 14, 2018

Horneliness

The state of being horny and lonely simultaneously.

Man, Jeff is in a constant state of horneliness and it's honestly worrying.

by BajiandMoe December 27, 2019

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.

"From the earth Colonel Cornelius Cornwall rises, and to the earth he one day will return."

by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020

The Cornelius

A fun drunken dance where you swing your arms around and shuffle around hunched over like the chimpanzee Dr. Cornelius in the 60's movie Planet of the Apes. Dr. Cornelius was the fiance of Dr. Zira in the film.

Dude! look he's wasted, he's doing "The Cornelius"!.

Or..

Hey man, if you get ripped tonight, do "The Cornelius" for me, chicks love it!

by DaLegend52 March 20, 2011

Pornelius Hubert

Pornelius Hubert is the original name of Pornhub. It was named after its creator way back in 1869

Pornelius Hubert founded Pornhub way back in 1869 as a way to share his collection of photos with the world

by rudetabaga July 27, 2020

Wolf Cornelius

In every way a perfect Man. A loving and sexy beast. Everyone is afraid of, except for the girls. That my friend, is Wolf Cornelius

" Aw man, my girl is cheating on me!"
" With whom? Kick his ass! "
" Nah man, I can't, he's Wolf Cornelius"

by Ineedmoremoneyandpizza March 21, 2016