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Harstad is a shitty city in Norway.
-Hey! Let's go to Harstad!
-Hell no! I'd rather do some Sheep Booting!
harstad by Petttttter January 12, 2008
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Harstad handshake 

The north Norwegian act of When you drunkenly have sexual relations with a sibling or parent.
After an office Christmas party at bark Caroline got into her mothers bed and in her drunken stupor engaged in a harstad handshake
Harstad handshake by Swirlyy778 April 8, 2025

Markus Hårstad 

The man with the biggest recorded penis in history of all mankind. His penis is said to resemble a horse penis, but actually towers over the average horse penis, even when flaccid.
Have you seen Markus Hårstad's cock? That shit could wrap around my neck like 4 times.
Markus Hårstad by Penis_Expert June 23, 2020
Harshad is the most amazing person you will meet. He is cute patient smart and perfectionist. He likes to takecare of everyone around him and is an unstoppable force of nature. He is very knowledgable but is not cocky. He is confident and can work it!! His smile can literally make you swoon and he is an amazing kisser. Any girl would be lucky to have him in her life! Usually his friends call him baba but he is popularly known as mr.querido.
Hey I heard you finally met Harshad! He must have swept you off your feet!
Harshad by JustyourfanGia May 19, 2020

Harshada 

That person is so Harshada
Harshada by Russian Bumpkin April 13, 2011

Hastadized 

Getting skeeted on by a man at a dance club whose penis is lodged in the top of his pants. The skeeting occurs when the man repeatedly grinds with a young girl at an 18+ dance club until he is stimulated enough and releases his seed on the woman's body and/or the dance floor.
Jake: "Damn, I just hastadized that chick. Looks like my night is over early."

Slutty Underaged Girl: "That is the fourth time I've been hastadized at this club. Time to throw these clothes away and find the new jump off."
Hastadized by Krayzee Eyes Killah October 18, 2008

Harshad Chopda

It means anti social. If you take long breaks and are not active on social media you are called Harshad Chopda.
Even in 21st century he is such a Harshad Chopda
Harshad Chopda by Harshad_my_life January 24, 2021
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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