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Drop a Colston in the Harbour 

To visit the toilet to defecate / have a poo

The term was coined on Twitter by @DaiNewpt after Bristol protestors dumped the statue of slave owner Edward Colston in the sea
I'm off to drop a Colston in the Harbour
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David Harbour

A delicious man. Scrumdiddlyumptious. Did I say man? I meant modern Adonis. Dad bods are in, deal with it. Large mammal? Yes, Please.
Any woman anywhere: David Harbour?!?!?!
David Harbour: …Yes?
AWA: Get your delicious butt over here, you yummy yummy, you!
David Harbour by goldengrey1776 December 19, 2021

Sydney Harbour Bridge 

A refinement of the spitroast position in which two guys take a women, one in the mouth and the other in the vagina.

To achieve the 'Sydney Harbour Bridge' the guys at each end raise their arms at a 45 degree angle over the woman and hold hands while banging.
Johnny, I really enjoyed doing the Sydney Harbour Bridge with you the other night. Let's go and find a willing skank so we can do it again.

harbour bridge 

a threesome were a chick is on her hands and knees one dude doing doggy while the other cops head and they join hands over the top on her to form the sydney harbour bridge
mate this back packer bitch was on her hands and knees i was doing her doggy while bazz was copping head we were going this bitch something vicious then we decided to join hands over her and show her the harbour bridge.
harbour bridge by heres brucie November 22, 2011
One of the best teachers in the world, also is very funny
Haymour by Haymour.haymour February 26, 2019

Hug Harbour

Originated from a Shaw commercial. A fun way to ask for a hug. You open your arms up as if to let someone come in for a hug (this shape resembles the shape of a harbour), and then you use the phrase.
"Awe you poor thing...come on and pull yourself into hug harbour"
Hug Harbour by Typsiebird August 3, 2007