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David Harbour

A delicious man. Scrumdiddlyumptious. Did I say man? I meant modern Adonis. Dad bods are in, deal with it. Large mammal? Yes, Please.
Any woman anywhere: David Harbour?!?!?!
David Harbour: …Yes?
AWA: Get your delicious butt over here, you yummy yummy, you!
by goldengrey1776 December 19, 2021
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Raw Dog & Bail

When you have sex without a condom, ejaculate inside, and abruptly leave.
Adam: You wore a rubber, right?
Steve: Nah, the store was out of Magnum XLs so I raw dogged and bailed.
Raw Dog & Bail
by goldengrey1776 November 14, 2021
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gencon

Adam: It’s gencon that that person is trash.
Steve: Trash AF
by goldengrey1776 February 7, 2023
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Pete Davidson

A man who had several ribs removed to perform fellatio on himself.
Adam: He went full Pete Davidson.
Steve: What do you mean?
Adam: He had a couple ribs removed so he could suck his own dick, just like Pete Davidson.
by goldengrey1776 December 5, 2021
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Sigma Male

Not a real thing and any anecdotal evidence saying otherwise is pseudoscience.
Adam: The fuck is a ‘sigma male?’
Steve: I’m sorry, did you say smegma male?
Adam: Sigma male…
Steve: I’m sorry, I don’t speak moronese.
by goldengrey1776 March 3, 2023
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Kim Kardashian

1). Initially rose to fame from a sex tape featuring her and rapper Ray J.

2). Her father defended O.J. Simpson.

3). Has two assholes.
Adam: It’s the “Kim Kardashian Effect.”
Steve: The what?
Adam: When you release a sex tape with a celebrity with the aim of achieving celebrity.
by goldengrey1776 December 5, 2021
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Omega-3

When someone simultaneously gets “fishhooked” in the mouth and has their “oil checkedrectally.
Adam: What happened to Pedro last night?
Steve: He got omega-3’d.
Adam: What?
Pedro: I don’t want to talk about it.
by goldengrey1776 March 3, 2023
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