goldengrey1776's definitions

Sigma Male

Not a real thing and any anecdotal evidence saying otherwise is pseudoscience.

Adam: The fuck is a ‘sigma male?’
Steve: I’m sorry, did you say smegma male?
Adam: Sigma male…
Steve: I’m sorry, I don’t speak moronese.

by goldengrey1776 March 3, 2023

Omega-3

When someone simultaneously gets “fishhooked” in the mouth and has their “oil checked” rectally.

Adam: What happened to Pedro last night?
Steve: He got omega-3’d.
Adam: What?
Pedro: I don’t want to talk about it.

by goldengrey1776 March 3, 2023

Gringo Shuffle

The phenomenon that occurs when White People try to dance, in itself a paradox because it’s not dancing per sé.

Adam: What the hell was that?
Steve: A little something called ‘dancing.’
Pedro: Nah, fool. That was the gringo shuffle.
Maurice: Y’all muthafuckas can’t jump or dance.

by goldengrey1776 March 9, 2023

gencon

Abbreviation for general consensus.

Adam: It’s gencon that that person is trash.
Steve: Trash AF

by goldengrey1776 February 7, 2023

Persiancy

A portmanteau of “Persian” and “urgency.” The Persian cultural equivalence of “Early is on time, on time is late, and late is ‘You’re fired. Don’t bother coming in.”

Adam: I had to meet my father-in-law, Dr. Fatemi at 9am, but he arrived at 7:45am.
Steve: Why?
Adam: Persiancy

by goldengrey1776 December 11, 2023

Walrus

A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.

Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.

by goldengrey1776 September 26, 2022

Walrus

A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.

Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.

by goldengrey1776 September 26, 2022