goldengrey1776's definitions

Funky Uncle Jeffrey

A penis.

Adam: “I gave her a good rogering”
Steve: “So the funky Uncle Jeffrey made an appearance - Bravo.”

by goldengrey1776 November 13, 2021

Kim Kardashian

1). Initially rose to fame from a sex tape featuring her and rapper Ray J.

2). Her father defended O.J. Simpson.

3). Has two assholes.

Adam: It’s the “Kim Kardashian Effect.”
Steve: The what?
Adam: When you release a sex tape with a celebrity with the aim of achieving celebrity.

by goldengrey1776 December 5, 2021

Whitewomansplaining

When a member of the most oppressed group in the West, nay, the world, speaks from her all-knowing experience, an omnipotence rivaled on by The Watchmen’s Dr. Manhattan.

Adam: What the hell was that?
Steve: that is what they call Whitewomansplaining

by goldengrey1776 June 15, 2023

Walrus

A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.

Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.

by goldengrey1776 September 26, 2022

Whitewomansplaining

When a member of the most oppressed group in the West, nay, the world, speaks from her all-knowing experience, an omnipotence rivaled only by The Watchmen’s Dr. Manhattan.

Adam: What the hell was that?
Steve: that is what they call Whitewomansplaining

by goldengrey1776 June 15, 2023

Sigma Male

Not a real thing and any anecdotal evidence saying otherwise is pseudoscience.

Adam: The fuck is a ‘sigma male?’
Steve: I’m sorry, did you say smegma male?
Adam: Sigma male…
Steve: I’m sorry, I don’t speak moronese.

by goldengrey1776 March 3, 2023

Omega-3

When someone simultaneously gets “fishhooked” in the mouth and has their “oil checked” rectally.

Adam: What happened to Pedro last night?
Steve: He got omega-3’d.
Adam: What?
Pedro: I don’t want to talk about it.

by goldengrey1776 March 3, 2023