goldengrey1776's definitions

David Harbour

A delicious man. Scrumdiddlyumptious. Did I say man? I meant modern Adonis. Dad bods are in, deal with it. Large mammal? Yes, Please.

Any woman anywhere: David Harbour?!?!?!
David Harbour: …Yes?
AWA: Get your delicious butt over here, you yummy yummy, you!

by goldengrey1776 December 19, 2021

Raw Dog & Bail

When you have sex without a condom, ejaculate inside, and abruptly leave.

Adam: You wore a rubber, right?
Steve: Nah, the store was out of Magnum XLs so I raw dogged and bailed.
Raw Dog & Bail

by goldengrey1776 November 14, 2021

gencon

Abbreviation for general consensus.

Adam: It’s gencon that that person is trash.
Steve: Trash AF

by goldengrey1776 February 7, 2023

Pete Davidson

A man who had several ribs removed to perform fellatio on himself.

Adam: He went full Pete Davidson.
Steve: What do you mean?
Adam: He had a couple ribs removed so he could suck his own dick, just like Pete Davidson.

by goldengrey1776 December 5, 2021

Sigma Male

Not a real thing and any anecdotal evidence saying otherwise is pseudoscience.

Adam: The fuck is a ‘sigma male?’
Steve: I’m sorry, did you say smegma male?
Adam: Sigma male…
Steve: I’m sorry, I don’t speak moronese.

by goldengrey1776 March 3, 2023

Kim Kardashian

1). Initially rose to fame from a sex tape featuring her and rapper Ray J.

2). Her father defended O.J. Simpson.

3). Has two assholes.

Adam: It’s the “Kim Kardashian Effect.”
Steve: The what?
Adam: When you release a sex tape with a celebrity with the aim of achieving celebrity.

by goldengrey1776 December 5, 2021

Omega-3

When someone simultaneously gets “fishhooked” in the mouth and has their “oil checked” rectally.

Adam: What happened to Pedro last night?
Steve: He got omega-3’d.
Adam: What?
Pedro: I don’t want to talk about it.

by goldengrey1776 March 3, 2023