goldengrey1776's definitions

Funky Uncle Jeffrey

A penis.

Adam: “I gave her a good rogering”
Steve: “So the funky Uncle Jeffrey made an appearance - Bravo.”

by goldengrey1776 November 13, 2021

Raw Dog & Bail

When you have sex without a condom, ejaculate inside, and abruptly leave.

Adam: You wore a rubber, right?
Steve: Nah, the store was out of Magnum XLs so I raw dogged and bailed.
Raw Dog & Bail

by goldengrey1776 November 14, 2021

Whitewomansplaining

When a member of the most oppressed group in the West, nay, the world, speaks from her all-knowing experience, an omnipotence rivaled on by The Watchmen’s Dr. Manhattan.

Adam: What the hell was that?
Steve: that is what they call Whitewomansplaining

by goldengrey1776 June 15, 2023

Whitewomansplaining

When a member of the most oppressed group in the West, nay, the world, speaks from her all-knowing experience, an omnipotence rivaled only by The Watchmen’s Dr. Manhattan.

Adam: What the hell was that?
Steve: that is what they call Whitewomansplaining

by goldengrey1776 June 15, 2023

Sigma Male

Not a real thing and any anecdotal evidence saying otherwise is pseudoscience.

Adam: The fuck is a ‘sigma male?’
Steve: I’m sorry, did you say smegma male?
Adam: Sigma male…
Steve: I’m sorry, I don’t speak moronese.

by goldengrey1776 March 3, 2023

Omega-3

When someone simultaneously gets “fishhooked” in the mouth and has their “oil checked” rectally.

Adam: What happened to Pedro last night?
Steve: He got omega-3’d.
Adam: What?
Pedro: I don’t want to talk about it.

by goldengrey1776 March 3, 2023

Gringo Shuffle

The phenomenon that occurs when White People try to dance, in itself a paradox because it’s not dancing per sé.

Adam: What the hell was that?
Steve: A little something called ‘dancing.’
Pedro: Nah, fool. That was the gringo shuffle.
Maurice: Y’all muthafuckas can’t jump or dance.

by goldengrey1776 March 9, 2023