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Harbouring 

the act of harbouring shit in your stomach for so long when you shit it out it looks like a foetus
dude harbouring is so painful it felt like i was giving birth through my anal cavity

harbouring bitches 

Harbouring is the act of preventing anyone else rinsing or showing interest in a girl despite having no actual right to "harbour" them. This act is generally frowned upon and this act should not be tolerated in modern society. Punishments of this act may include being made to sleep in the 'wankin cupboard'.
One of the biggest harbourers known to man is Benjamin James Peers. He is known to pull a "westy" or a "grimmer" if someone rinses one of his girls. He can be a bad babysitter this kid when it comes to harbouring bitches.

harbouring lasagna 

Verb
-to give home or shelter to a stretched out loose pussy, aka (lasagna)
-guy 1: "dude, she's soo hot, her body is mad righteous, I would hit that all day"

-guy 2: "nah bro, she's harbouring lasagna. I know like fiddy dudes that have hit that."
harbouring lasagna by vodkaenema March 20, 2014

Harbringer 

The word "Harbinger" for stupid fucks who don't know how to spell or speak correctly.

a : one that pioneers in or initiates a major change

b : one that presages or foreshadows what is to come
Joe: "Hey guys, my new favorite word is Harbringer!"

Bob:"You mean Harbinger?"

Steve: "Yeah Joe, are you fucking stupid?"

Joe: "Harbringer sounds cooler."

Steve: "You're an idiot, Joe."

Bob: "Fucking moron."
Harbringer by Ossus July 25, 2013

Harboring a Wookie 

Having an overabundance of body and/or facial hair.
<Zeke> OMG I just cleaned out my shaver: it looks like I was harboring a Wookie!
Harboring a Wookie by carrieparker November 15, 2007

Harboring a Groundhog 

When you're on the edge of taking a dump and a little pokes out but then slips back in.
I can't sit still in class, I'm on the verge of Harboring a Groundhog in my jean shorts.
Harboring a Groundhog by MASONBEAR February 5, 2015
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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