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Harbouring 

the act of harbouring shit in your stomach for so long when you shit it out it looks like a foetus
dude harbouring is so painful it felt like i was giving birth through my anal cavity

harbouring bitches 

Harbouring is the act of preventing anyone else rinsing or showing interest in a girl despite having no actual right to "harbour" them. This act is generally frowned upon and this act should not be tolerated in modern society. Punishments of this act may include being made to sleep in the 'wankin cupboard'.
One of the biggest harbourers known to man is Benjamin James Peers. He is known to pull a "westy" or a "grimmer" if someone rinses one of his girls. He can be a bad babysitter this kid when it comes to harbouring bitches.

harbouring lasagna 

Verb
-to give home or shelter to a stretched out loose pussy, aka (lasagna)
-guy 1: "dude, she's soo hot, her body is mad righteous, I would hit that all day"

-guy 2: "nah bro, she's harbouring lasagna. I know like fiddy dudes that have hit that."
harbouring lasagna by vodkaenema March 20, 2014

Harbringer 

The word "Harbinger" for stupid fucks who don't know how to spell or speak correctly.

a : one that pioneers in or initiates a major change

b : one that presages or foreshadows what is to come
Joe: "Hey guys, my new favorite word is Harbringer!"

Bob:"You mean Harbinger?"

Steve: "Yeah Joe, are you fucking stupid?"

Joe: "Harbringer sounds cooler."

Steve: "You're an idiot, Joe."

Bob: "Fucking moron."
Harbringer by Ossus July 25, 2013

Harboring a Wookie 

Having an overabundance of body and/or facial hair.
<Zeke> OMG I just cleaned out my shaver: it looks like I was harboring a Wookie!
Harboring a Wookie by carrieparker November 15, 2007

Harboring a Groundhog 

When you're on the edge of taking a dump and a little pokes out but then slips back in.
I can't sit still in class, I'm on the verge of Harboring a Groundhog in my jean shorts.
Harboring a Groundhog by MASONBEAR February 5, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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