Harmadillo 

A noun based on the action of 'going Harmadillo'. Similar to 'going berserk' or 'freaking out". The act of going Harmidillo, over time, can be learned, though most often happens on its own accord, similiar to being possessed.

Situations where this can occour are as follows:

-An van filled with sweaty humans, listening to loud noises emnated from speaker devices.

-Railing it on a bicycle, literally or figuretively.
-Ranting about the demerits of Whole Foods Market, aka Whole Paycheck, which makes it hard for a po' boy to be healthy.
-Recounting tales of choas and travels around the world and/or this great United States in which the act of going Harmidillo has happened on nuermous occasions.

-Doing any amount of contrabrand substance to excess.

"Man, you should have seen that guy!" the observer said, "He totally walked into the Whole Foods and totally went Harmadillo. There was bulk oatmeal flying everywhere!"

Harmadillo by Harmadillo February 26, 2010

Hajmadilla 

1. Flaccid penis
2. Not being able to sexually perform due to either performance anxiety, or too much alcohol or drugs.
3. Reaction to something unattractive or uncool

Ex 1.
Guy 1: Did you fuck that girl last night?
Guy 2: I took her home, but I got hajmadilla
Guy 1: I hate when that happens

Ex 2.
That 300 pound girl who won't shut up in my econ class is giving me a hajmadilla

Hajmadilla by The Haj Monster October 2, 2012

Mighty the Armadillo 

A character from the Sonic the Hedgehog series. Mighty is a hot-head and cocky young dillo, but has the power to back himself up. Be able to run nearly as fast as Sonic and being even stronger than Knuckles, Mighty is one tough customer who don't wanna piss off. However he is sometimes over-confident and rushes into things without thinking.

My first debuted in the Sega Sonic Arcade game, where he, Sonic, and a little-known character named Ray the Squirrell conquered the evil Dr. Eggman's plans to build his robot empire(if you can find this rare arcade game anywhere in the world, consider yourself lucky, and play it dammit!). Mighty then later appeared in the game Knuckle's Chaotix for the Sega 32x. In this game he teamed up with Knuckles, Vector the Croc, Charmy Bee, and Espio the Chameleon and formed Team Chaotix. They then thwarted Eggman and his evil Metal Sonic with style.

Afterward, Knuckles and Mighty went they're separate ways, while Vector, Espio, and Charmy stayed together as a team of crime-fighting detectives, and later appeared in Sonic Heroes without the good dillo. Mighty's current whereabouts in the series are unknown, but hopefuly that will changed.


Many people consider Mighty to be no more than a "Sonic re-color", mainly because his sprites in KC were actually editted Sonic sprites from the never-released game, Sonic Crackers. This is not the case, Mighty is more than a recolor, and definately has much potential to be a great character, and should be brought back into the series. Anyone who thinks otherwise shall be mauled.

By ME.

"Mighty the Armadillo is easily the most kickass character. Sonic sucks in comparison. Shadow's got nothing on the Mightster, Tails can't hold a candle, Knuckles.... Knuckles who??? Seriously, Mighty just owns."

Mighty the Armadillo by The Dillo April 15, 2005

Armadillobility 

The ability to become an armadillo and or curl into an armadillo like ball while being tickled.

Her Armadillobility is off the charts.

Armadillobility by GUN GECKO March 30, 2015

armadillo shell 

state of the scrotum sack when cold temperatures and or when you step out of the shower and the room temperature is colder than temperature of sack resulting in hard 1 to 3 in thick nut sack shell

I stepped out of the shower this morning,and my wife noticed that I had a severe case of the armadillo shell.

armadillo shell by david possum bottom January 20, 2011

karmadillo 

A karmadillo is a armadillo that, when shot, deflects the bullet into your face.

Bob: i shot an armadillo but the bullet deflected into my face
Tim: must have been a karmadillo

karmadillo by pupseal August 17, 2017

Hidden Armadillo 

The ordinary looking type of guy that manages to hook up with unbelievably attractive women due to his enormous wang.
(Incidentally, armadillos have the largest penises relative to their body size)

"Dude, that chick is way out of his league!"
"Nope. He's a hidden armadillo."
"Damn!"

Hidden Armadillo by JoZErDevNull March 11, 2010