armadillodick

Some one with a long pointed penis. Usually a male like myself that live in Texas.

Wow aidric what a big armadillodick . It touches the water when I take a dump.

by aidric July 13, 2015

Armadillo Dick

When one’s penis ascends into the body of the owner for fear of female gym bro crushing the family jewels.

Man 1: “I have a date tonight and there’s no way I’m going to be able to perform”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”

by creative_euphemisms October 12, 2022