Armadilloing
Armadilloing by Eye of the Tiger July 25, 2013
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armadilloing
when you dump everything out of a backpack during class and unzip the small pocket of the backpack then squeeze all of the other slots in the small pockets from the inside to make a form of a armodillo then zip it up once done
armadilloing by Xx77Ian77xX June 19, 2010
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Armadildoing
The act of sticking a curled armadillo into your anus, then prodding it deeper and deeper into your rectum with a dildo appropriately sized and shaped for the job.
upon reaching the colon you have successfully armadildoed
upon reaching the colon you have successfully armadildoed
Hey bro I heard you were having an orgy tonight.
Oh yeah man it's going to be sick, we're gonna get super fried and try armadildoing Mike
Oh yeah man it's going to be sick, we're gonna get super fried and try armadildoing Mike
Armadildoing by Aganimrod March 7, 2021
armadillon
A female who:
1) Is awesome
2) has a cruty outer covering, and
3) carries leprosy, although immune to the disease herself, much like an armadillo
1) Is awesome
2) has a cruty outer covering, and
3) carries leprosy, although immune to the disease herself, much like an armadillo
Whoa, Amanda, you are awesome, have crusty skin, and gave me leprosy (much like an armadillo); from this day on, you are dubbed: ARMADILLON.
armadillon by branch lugrand October 3, 2006
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