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A smartphone, or any small, multifunction, touchscreen communications device which effectively allows the user to stop thinking.

Named for the Handbrain devices in Howard Tayler's Schlock Mercenary.

Ever since Kaff got that new Handbrain, he's barely been talking with us at all.

Handbrain by Dr. Jingo December 12, 2012

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Handbridge

When a woman must use her hands to squeeze together her breasts while a man tittie fucks her. This is usually done because her breasts are not big enough to tittie fuck without using her hands for support.

"My secretary's tits are nice but she has to handbridge when I tit fuck her. I think I will fire her ass." -Angry MD at a BB

Handbridge by NakedShort August 18, 2009

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hairbrained

Foolish or crazy idea, or scheme.

"Brain, I've had just about enough of your hairbrained schemes for world domination!"

"Shut up, Pinky."

hairbrained by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

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handbra

Handbra is a term used when a girl covers her naked boobs with her hands, as to prevent seeing her nipples. Used for teasing, or in embarassing situations.

The stripper continued teasing the audience. At this point she was wearing only panties and handbra.

handbra by grue3 February 12, 2008

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handbrake

Australian, n,
the wife, the missus; girlfriend; female partner.

the handbrake wouldnt let me have another go on the pokies. Bugger it.

handbrake by herbie August 31, 2004

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Handwringer

A professional apologist who feels the need to be wracked with guilt about any given perceived wrong-doing regardless of fault and often fact. These people are often attention seekers who wish to fit into a group as they are incapable of analysing facts in a logical manner.

The handwringers are whinging again because the government has turned back the boats.

Handwringer by TheHoodedClaw November 17, 2013

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applying the handbrake

A slang term of British origin meaning to masturbate. Usually used as a comedic alternative to "Beat your meat" or any variation of that slang.

Friend: Hey, what are you doing in there?!
You: Uh, just applying the handbrake, if you know what I mean.
Friend: Disgusting, dude.

applying the handbrake by SwagLowMuffins June 1, 2014

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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