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Harakiri 

Ritual suicide by self-disembowelment on a sword; practiced by warriors in the traditional Japanese society.
He performed a Harakiri on himself.
Harakiri by care! July 27, 2005
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harakiri 

The most (in)famous kind of Japanese suicide. As it says, I'm slitting my stomach, it refers to this gruesome kind of killing oneself.
He was not able to stand the pressure of the society, so he decided to solve the problems in an "honorable" way.
harakiri by Zdenek June 8, 2004

Harakiri 

A nice long self inflicted shank in your belly. The Japanese managed to make even suicide an honour.
I have disgraced my family, and shall now perform harakiri to expunge m sins
Harakiri by RedShankyMan May 20, 2019

Harakiri Frape

The act of fraping yourself and blaming it on another out of sheer boredom. This allows you to watch as the blamed party is publicly humiliated while you get away with insulting whoever you like.
Beth - "Aww man I can't believe Shaun would frape Alex and call me a total cuntwaffle"

Sue - "I hear it was actually Alex. Classic harakiri frape".
Harakiri Frape by Dong Oral March 12, 2011

Homo-Harakiri 

To sacrifice ones own sexuality in order to insult another's.
Friend 1: You're so gay.
Friend 2: I may be gay but u wanna fuck me, so shut up.
Friend 1: You just killed me with a homo-harakiri!
Homo-Harakiri by Bergham J. June 28, 2014

triple harakiri 

Commiting suicide in 3 ways at once. First the attempter takes a knife, noose, and gun. They then slit their wrist, hang themselves, and shoot their brains out creating the triple harakiri.
Bob attempted the triple harakiri last night.
triple harakiri by Joe March 1, 2005

doing harakiri 

son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian: doing harakiri is not a joke; it means committing suicide. As to why people do such a rash and irrational act, G-d only knows. It's probably because they have reached a point in their existence where they don't know what to do. They can't even find G-d's eternal mercy in a religious setting and they don't understand that there's always hope for a recovery if you are not mentally ill, no matter how hopeless the situation may be. But who cares, because mentally ill people can't make the rational choice to commit suicide.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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