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hara-kiri 

The traditional Japanese form of honorable suicide, also known by its Chinese equivalent, seppuku. It was practiced by the Japanese feudal warrior class in order to avoid falling into enemy hands. Around 1500, it became a privileged alternative to execution, granted to daimyo and samurai guilty of disloyalty to the emperor. The condemned man received a jeweled dagger from the emperor. He selected as his second a faithful friend, received official witnesses, and plunged the dagger into the left side of his abdomen, drew it across to the right, and made a slight cut upward; his second then beheaded him with one stroke of a sword, and the dagger was returned to the emperor. Around 1700, it became permissible to go through a semblance of disembowelment prior to beheading. Voluntary hara-kiri was resorted to after a private misfortune, out of loyalty to a dead master, or to protest the conduct of a living superior. 1
Obligatory hara-kiri was abolished in 1868, but its voluntary form has persisted. It was performed by 40 military men in 1895 as a protest against the return of conquered territory, the Liaotung peninsula, to China; by General Nogi on the death of Emperor Meiji in 1912; and by numerous soldiers as an alternative to surrender in World War II.
Blah. Bite me. And the hara-kiri.
hara-kiri by TaintedCell April 16, 2004
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hara-kiri 

A suicidal move used in Mortl Kombat Deception when you lose to the computer/friends; japanese term because Midway would be in some deep trouble if they used the english version.
All the hara-kiri's in MK Deception are the same thing
hara-kiri by Alex January 3, 2005

Harakiri Frape

The act of fraping yourself and blaming it on another out of sheer boredom. This allows you to watch as the blamed party is publicly humiliated while you get away with insulting whoever you like.
Beth - "Aww man I can't believe Shaun would frape Alex and call me a total cuntwaffle"

Sue - "I hear it was actually Alex. Classic harakiri frape".
Harakiri Frape by Dong Oral March 12, 2011

Harakiri 

Ritual suicide by self-disembowelment on a sword; practiced by warriors in the traditional Japanese society.
He performed a Harakiri on himself.
Harakiri by care! July 27, 2005

Homo-Harakiri 

To sacrifice ones own sexuality in order to insult another's.
Friend 1: You're so gay.
Friend 2: I may be gay but u wanna fuck me, so shut up.
Friend 1: You just killed me with a homo-harakiri!
Homo-Harakiri by Bergham J. June 28, 2014

harakiri 

The most (in)famous kind of Japanese suicide. As it says, I'm slitting my stomach, it refers to this gruesome kind of killing oneself.
He was not able to stand the pressure of the society, so he decided to solve the problems in an "honorable" way.
harakiri by Zdenek June 8, 2004

Harakiri 

A nice long self inflicted shank in your belly. The Japanese managed to make even suicide an honour.
I have disgraced my family, and shall now perform harakiri to expunge m sins
Harakiri by RedShankyMan May 20, 2019
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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