Handshare

Sharing the use of one's hands – especially in a manner inappropriate with modern office decorum.

I was standing in the kitchen and Erik snuck up behind me and handshared my ass. One of these days I'm going to handshare his face in return.

by orangeale November 19, 2014

Diamond Handshare

Noun
1. Reward gained when strangers pledge resources to goal that only succeeds if all participants keep their vow.

2. An individual portion of loot gained by fucking over institutions with malicious compliance.

Verb
1. The act of strangers uniting to hold strong, with the understanding of rewards only upon completion.

"Pledging my resources and keeping my word earned me a Diamond Handshare, so I rewarded myself with a Taco truck."

"My reddit friends found a flaw in the stock market, and completed a diamond handshare to earn mad moon money"

by KenjiMaydoo January 28, 2021

bavarian handshake

The act of passing one's hand through one's own lederhosen crotch flap, to shake someone else's hand. Popular at German (and German-themed) festivals.

Franz's Bavarian handshake caught me off guard--but what a grip!

by Lawrence Main June 25, 2017

Vagina Handshake

How Trump Greets a beautiful woman.

When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.

by Chas501 December 31, 2016

Bingley Handshake

A good old fashioned wank into an abandoned sock or glove

Bingley Handshake

by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

Nervous Flyer Handshake

When the person on the flight is apprehensive to fly so you help them relax. Typically by manual sexual stimulation.

Woman in the seat next to me was worried about flying. Let her give me a nervous flyer handshake to calm her down. Not sure about her but I need a smoke.

by HomerJ71 October 29, 2019

Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.

Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.

by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016