4 definitions by sandman913
Holy shit that weird she just grabbed my dick for no reason! Wait a sec, what happened to my watch? I think I was the victim of a theftcocking!
by sandman913 October 10, 2013
The unfortunate intersection of a big skier's breakfast and a skiing accident resulting in a discoloring slide down the mountain.
When that girl ran into me, I lost control of my Huevos Rancheros and brownsloped halfway down the mountain!
by sandman913 March 30, 2017
When a man is accosted on the street by one or more women who proceed to grab his junk while stealing his wallet or other valuables.
Dad can you send me a couple hundred dollars, I was the victim of a brutal handjobbery in Costa Rica.
by sandman913 September 28, 2013
Nothing is more Siritating then asking your Iphone for directions to the nearest GAS STATION and getting a description of the normal GESTATION of an African elephant.
by sandman913 July 15, 2014