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handbanana 

A bright yellow, vaguely dog shaped rapist abomination of science and software piracy, handbanana is commonly known to prey on large, hairy, pale, pockmarked asses in compromising positions in many backyards across New Jersey.

If you happen to encounter a handbanana, and are asked if you're willing to "back that up"; ALWAYS SAY NO.
"Handbanana no! GET OFF MY ASS!"
handbanana by Ezekial? April 25, 2007
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hand banana 

A character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
A banana shaped dog, seemingly friendly however Hand Banana is a manipulative anal rapist.
Hand Banana: 'All i like is ball... and good... and rape'

Hand Banana: 'Tonight...You'

Hand Banana: 'Looks like your basting that turkey over there. Mind if i slip in and take the temperature?'
hand banana by DocFlox April 1, 2009

Hand Banana 

A character in the show Aqua Teen Hunger force that only appeared in the episode "Hand Banana". He would usually rape Carl on a regular basis throughout the episode.

Episode Plot: Frylock genetically engineers a dog for Meatwad using the "Make Your Own Dog 1.0" software, Carl's pool, and Master Shake's hand DNA. Meatwad names the dog "Hand Banana". The dog seems to be most interested in raping Carl. Hand Banana can speak so that his words are heard only by Carl, who is immediately unnerved by Hand Banana's clearly-menacing but initially-mysterious threat, "Tonight. You." Since Hand Banana's speech cannot be heard by Frylock, Master Shake, or Meatwad -- to them, Hand Banana plays the guileless, capering pup -- Carl appears either hallucinatory or simply deranged for the majority of the episode.

Carl creates his own genetically engineered dog. He names it "The Enforcer", though it prefers the name "Spaghetti". He orders Spaghetti to rape Hand Banana, but Spaghetti refuses, and instead rapes Carl along with Hand Banana. It turns out later in the episode that the software "Make Your own Dog 1.0" is illegal in most nations and has adverse side-effects, such as the dog forming a mental link with members of the owner's family (in this case, Hand Banana bakes goods in a successful attempt to butter up to Master Shake).
Some Hand Banana quotes:

"Tonight, YOU."

"Yeah, I'm just a dog."

"All I know is Ball, and Good...and RAPE"
Hand Banana by stevekilledu August 22, 2009

Handbananna 

A dog like creature native to northern New Jersey that appeared on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Although it seems to act like a normal dog, it will pick a person at random to be their victim. The creature will psychically inform them of his intentions and repeatedly anally rape them. These can be created with a create with a make your own dog kit 1.0.
Is that you Handbananna ?
oh god
not my asshole. oh god.

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I only know three words, 'sit' 'stay' and 'rape.'
Handbananna by john4368 March 5, 2009

HannaBanana 

Gagging on a penis because you went down on it too far or too fast.
She pulled a HannaBanana and threw up in that dude's lap.
HannaBanana by OMG12201 April 30, 2011

hand banana 

Basil Bergblatstein is a notorious Hand Banana.
hand banana by EsotericSwiss April 20, 2018

Habananannanannanananananananana 

A completely random sound used for a reason nobody knows
Joe: Hey, whats your opinion on Hershey's?

Ian: Habananannanannanananananananana

George: My girlfriend broke up with me...
Ivy: Habananannanannanananananananana