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when you get jerked off behind a door from a younger girl
omg bro i got a handyandy last night
handyandy by jimmy bob 34 January 13, 2026

handnanny 

A non-gendered term for masturbation.
"I couldn't get any poonanny tonight but at least I can get unlimited handnanny."

"Wow, I am sore from all that handnanny I got"

"Boohoohoo I'm so lonely that I now get handnanny to the thought of me getting handnanny."
handnanny by handninny January 25, 2013

handmand 

Handmand is a hand+mand. It means "hand mand" but together in one flowing word, "handmand". Typically a negative connotation, usually reserved for people that annoy other people.
"Check out that handmand. Hand. Mand.!"

or

"You are such a handmand!"
handmand by Mr T-Rex January 21, 2014

handshandy 

The act of stimulating another male's genitals with your hand/s.
Lady: "You up for some lovin' tonight?"
Fella: "Not really. Wouldn't mind a handshandy though".
handshandy by shoogahplum September 22, 2006

Handy Andy 

When one male gives another male a handjob.
The date went so well with Nick last night that I ended up giving him a Handy Andy.
Handy Andy by Hakky123 October 24, 2012

Handy Andy 5 

When you get spiked at a gig lose your phone and become compus mentus with the spunk of 5 guys dribbling out
Whose dude I was violated last night I think I was Handy Andy 5 d
Handy Andy 5 by Andy’s Da October 26, 2022
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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