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hand shake 

When a girl or boy tosses a boy off.
Oh my god, that sket hand shaked James last night!

Want a handshake, ;)
hand shake by Randomise November 5, 2006
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Hand shake sausage 

The man part between thy legs
No I don’t want you hand shake sausage
Hand shake sausage by Bones712 December 10, 2022

Double Hand Shake 

Used in the exchange of drugs, a double hand shake is where you shake both of the dealers hands in your opposite hands, i.e right with right, left with left, and swap over the goods.

He takes the money out of your right hand whilst you take the dope/MDMA whatever with your left.
Used to disguise the transaction.
Dude you got my dope?
Yeah let's double hand shake so that guy over there doesn't see.
Double Hand Shake by Millzersrers February 13, 2009

slingshot hand shake 

A hand shake where a brotha is being real agressive upon first meeting and drags you in for the hug
Bro 1: yo whats up man, nice to meet you
slingshot hand shaker: yo whats up man (offers a hand, and yanks bro #1 in for the hug)

uffy hand shake

a "hand shake" given to a male by an uffy. the "hand shake" takes place in the male nether region. it is given when an uffy wants to determine if the male is suitable or large enough for bedding.
uffy hand shake originated when muffy, buffy, and fluffy noticed that a man can see if a woman has large breasts. and the man can decide if he wants to go out with her. but a female has no way of knowing if a man has a big one or not. hence the need for an uffy hand shake.
"fluffy, did you give gary the uffy hand shake before you had sex?", asked muffy.

"yes, and he had a prince albert too!"

duffy was so sad and bummed out that biff had a small wanker.

"hey duffy, you should have given him the uffy hand shake."
uffy hand shake by robyn cason January 16, 2008

The Hand Shake

The white man's form of hello. Hasnt been used for quite some time ever since the dap, chake and african american handshakes came into place.
Next time you meet a stranger go in for the hand shake. 94% of the time it will end up as dap, chake, or possibly a hand shake then a pull-back ending with a dap.

secret hand shake 

when someone jacks off in public and noone finds out about it
Ryan St.Clair was Secret hand shaking himself during 7th period in public and noone noticed
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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