Hand Jam 

To exert unnecessary effort, causing undo stress or possible nerve damage to the hand in order to perform a task manually, instead of using readily available sources of technology or mental telepathy.

Anything that is written on paper which causes undo exertion of wrist and hand muscles by using a pen or pencil, as opposed to being typed into an electronic form or dictated to an assistant to then be typed into an electronic form.

Tony was unable to call Larry, because he could not read the phone number that Larry hand jammed on a piece of paper.

Tracey sprained her wrist from hand jamming addresses on Christmas cards instead of printing out labels.

Hand Jam by Kellierae February 27, 2011

two hand jam 

you know, some bball?

larry: shiiiit, two hand jam?
johnlarry: dont you mean bball?
larry: yup.

two hand jam by funkmasterflex124 October 31, 2009

one hand jam

Masturbation,one handly Eagerly Pleasing yourself

He's been in there for awhile, he's probably doing the one hand jam.

one hand jam by Emazingjrow February 1, 2018

hand jammer 

simply a hand job

this bitch sasha hit my truck so i made her give me a hand jammer till the insurance went through

hand jammer by lou pherigno January 24, 2010

Hand Jamming 

To vigorously finger a woman's vagina. Possibley using one/more/all fingers.

Bob: goddamn your hand stinks
Jeff: yea I was hand jamming your mothers rotten vagina last night.

Hand Jamming by ZakZakzak October 19, 2012

hand jamming 

The stroking of ones genitals using your hands; masturbating; flogging the dolphin; choking the chicken; jaggin off; sweeping the chimmney;

Hey man, what did you do last night? Oh, not too much.. Just stayed up all night hand jamming...

hand jamming by Hand Jammer May 25, 2010

hand jammy 

A better way of saying hand job, usually done better by the male person than anybody else despite the best female efforts.

The girl had a fat lip and was on the rag so I settled for a hand jammy.

hand jammy by wianm December 28, 2007