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hand job 

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when a woman ejaculates a man by using her hand (as opposed to using her vagina, her tits, or her lips)
She had just met him 5 hours ago; she was concerned about his unknown history, so when he fingered her to a climax, she reciprocated by giving him the best hand job he had ever had. It was the first time that he had ever spurted over 9 times. It left him completely drained.
hand job by John R. January 2, 2004

Hand job 

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When a girl massages a guys penis so that he moans and groans like there is no fucking tomorrow. If done correctly, ejaculation occurs...girls, this is a clean version of oral sex...why get your mouth dirty if you don't have to?!
Timmy moaned so loud during his hand job that Mary got so excited that she ended up giving him a blow job...he was so hard...
Hand job by Ha November 16, 2003

hand job 

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Hand-to-genitals sex act. Similar to blow-job.

AKA: HJ or handy
Joe: Yeah, Sandy gives great Hand Jobs
Tom: She sure does, her hand are so soft it makes me feel good in side
hand job by TH3V0L March 24, 2008

Hand Job 

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The definition of a hand job, sorta like an orgasm but where the woman/male does it for you. Whatever your sexuality is. So basically, your playing with the mans penis. Rubbing, going up and down with your hand, making it feel like he has his penis in your vagina hole. Its gives great pleasure sometimes enough for cum to come out.
My girlfriend and I were hanging out. I'd never had a hand job so I decided to make her a little horny by making out with her. As soon as you know it my pants are off and my penis is in her hand. As shes moves her hand up and down I start to cum. Best hand job ever.
Hand Job by Dan Edward. September 27, 2008

Hand job 

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When a woman gives a man a hand job, that most likely means she is squeezing, tugging, stroking his big fucking cock. Untill he ejaculates. Men love it when you let them ejaculate somewhere on YOUR body. Like tits, feet, stomach, ass, mouth/face.Etc. Etc.
My girlfriend gives an amazing hand job, she let's me cum on her.
Hand job by Naughty Girl August 4, 2005

Hand job 

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The act of taking a man's cock in your hand, moving it slowly up and down while he gets hard, then stroking faster and harder until he cums. For more pleasure (and cool hot sound) use lots of lubrication.
I knelt down by Jeff, took his cock in my hand, rubbing it up and down then put some KY on it to make it slippery. My hand sliding up and down made him so horny he could hardly help but cum like crazy. I watched his cum squirt all over his stomach and my hand.
Hand job by Cindy in Michigan January 13, 2005
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