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when a woman ejaculates a man by using her hand (as opposed to using her vagina, her tits, or her lips)
She had just met him 5 hours ago; she was concerned about his unknown history, so when he fingered her to a climax, she reciprocated by giving him the best hand job he had ever had. It was the first time that he had ever spurted over 9 times. It left him completely drained.
by John R. January 02, 2004

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(1) when a male animal moves on and into the female for mating.
(2) when the female animal moves onto the male penis for mating.
We drank, kissed, talked for 20 minutes. I kissed her again, then nuzzled her neck, brushing against her breasts. She complained ofbeing warm andpulled off her sweater. I undressed and asked her if she would join me in bed. She quickly stripped, lay down beside me, and pressed her tits and belly against me. Then she rolled onto her back, raised her knees off the bed, and I was finally able to mount her, ramming my cock deep into her vagina on the 4th thrust.
by John R. December 08, 2003

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a comfortable fuck
She's a good ride; she lets me come over, we have some wine, she lets me mount her at least twice a week. She bucks, I cum, we part. She doesn't insist that I sleep over.
by John R. January 02, 2004

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sexual intercourse with the female on top of the male (who lies on his back). The position is akin to her riding a bucking bronco.
She figures I'm a pretty good ride, she strips me, sucks my dick up hard, peels off her panties and straddles me. She guides me into her snatch, then rides me until either I cum or she cums and can't take the sensation anymore. If she comes first, then she finishes me with a hand job or she sucks me off.
by John R. January 02, 2004

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unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening
Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my dick, and gently began to slip it to her.
by John R. January 02, 2004

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an elastic ring which fits around the base of the penis. It constricts the veins which drain blood from the penis, thereby strengthening an erection. Bought cheaply in automotive parts stores as "O-rings", they are black in colour. Also available in sex shops which sell vibrators, condoms, etc.Also increases the sensation during ejaculation as it constricts the urethra.
I had been having trouble maintaining an erection with her, as I was very nervous. We had some wine, which helped, but then she cut the end out of a condom and rolled it backwards onto me, forming a cock ring at the base of my dick. After that, I had no problems.
by John R. December 09, 2003

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on a woman, the soft pad of fat over the pubic bone, just above the vulva
at the last moment, I pulled it out and ejaculated onto her mound
by John R. December 09, 2003

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