Hamsho 

1. Syrian men with small dicks.
2. Retarded thieves that steal from the poor and kidnap children.
3. Common last name in Syria known for stealing from, killing and kidnapping poor people.

You may be a cunt, but you're not a Hamsho.

Hamsho by Stalin and Hitler July 19, 2020

hamhower 

verb (used without object)
to verbally ramble while intoxicated, esp. to an uninterested audience and about a singular, monotonous subject matter.

noun
one who hamhowers;

what Wu Tang might refer to as a "certified chatterbox"

Gene: Bbryan, wherya goin to college?? TCNJ hazza best math ed program around. You think Rutgers dammuch better? I'm tellin ya-
All: Damn it, Gene, stop hamhowering again!

hamhower by speshy March 14, 2019

Hamshot 

Medical term for a pool cue sized fecal ball that causes an inordinate amount of methane to build up behind it. When the pressure becomes too great, the fecal ball is shot out the anus at a high rate of speed. Falls under the category of "Explosive Bowel Movements".

"My god, Pedro hasn't crapped in weeks, then, outta no where, "BANG"!!! He craps so hard, he busted the toilet tank with an Impacted Fecal Hamshot".

Hamshot by Johnny Rotten Pants January 27, 2010

hamshowed 

A drunken shit show.

Man, you are....uh....haha, hamshowed.

hamshowed by Briton123 December 2, 2007

hashoo 

The Hashoo is a wild creature and It is commonly found in cities located in Canada. It is often heard saying " kids" to people that swear. The Hashoo likes too read and is good at math.

Jim: F*** you.
Hashoo: Jim, kids.
Jim: Shut up.

hashoo by The Hashoo October 29, 2019

Hamchog 

The feral Hamchog is an endangered species native to the hills of Scotland. It is most commonly found nesting beneath the bows of pine trees on a bed of heather. First it takes great care flattening the heather surrounding its chosen tree before entering a state of semi hibernation. It is whilst in this lucid state that the Chog takes to mating with itself. The asexual Chog can spend days, even weeks seducing itself but this often fails to produce offspring. There is currently only one known true Hamchog in existence.

There is no documented proof of the Hamchog however it was last sighted springing through dense heathers on the 14/05/07 in the hills outside Abernethy, Scotland.

Hamchog by Hamchog enthusiast May 29, 2007

Hasshole 

When someone is hassling you about something while being an asshole about it.

"Take out the trash already!"
"Fine I'll do it now so you can stop being an hasshole."

Hasshole by xKrazyKiller February 9, 2012