Hampster Cage
Hampster Cage by clgdswr August 28, 2009
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Hamster Cage
When in bed with a girl, fart under the covers and hold her under. Then make her give you a blowjob if she wants to get out.
(This is like a hamster cage because hamster cages smell terrible and her blowing you is like the hamster sucking on the water spout in the cage)
(This is like a hamster cage because hamster cages smell terrible and her blowing you is like the hamster sucking on the water spout in the cage)
Hamster Cage by Zz GOOSE zZ May 25, 2009
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Clean the Hamster Cage
Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.
A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?
Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!
B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?
Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!
Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!
B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?
Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!
Clean the Hamster Cage by anonymous March 26, 2022
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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