Hampster Cage 

anal cavity

Donnie would like to store his little gerbil in Scotts hampster cage

Hampster Cage by clgdswr August 28, 2009

Hamster Cage 

When in bed with a girl, fart under the covers and hold her under. Then make her give you a blowjob if she wants to get out.

(This is like a hamster cage because hamster cages smell terrible and her blowing you is like the hamster sucking on the water spout in the cage)

Last night my girl was being a hoe, so i made her give me a hamster cage.

Hamster Cage by Zz GOOSE zZ May 25, 2009

Hamster cage water 

What sane people use to describe the devils drink..... Tequila.

John: "Dude! You wanna shot of cuervo?"
Lance: "I'm not drinking that hamster cage water."

Hamster cage water by Lanceroni June 5, 2018

Hamster Cage 

Woman's vagina.

I want to put my head in your hamster cage.

Hamster Cage by AnB34 July 25, 2024

Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

Clean the Hamster Cage by anonymous March 26, 2022