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ass hampster 

When you shove a hampster up your asshole. Usually done by gay men as a sexual activity.
Man i really wanna have an ass hampster i bet it would feel good
ass hampster by X-Phlo April 19, 2007

Ass Hampster 

n.
1. One who flutters between being considered part of a group and being an outcast.
2. An unwelcomed guest that few people are extremely bothered by.
"Alex is really annoying, he's always following us around and acting like he's our friend.. what an ass hampster."
Ass Hampster by mattpietro May 16, 2006

hamster ass bitch 

Hamster ass 

Another lame insult which means "You queer".
*As a homosexual struts by*
Person: Damn! What a hamster ass!
Hamster ass by Uwarsbetty March 14, 2008

ass hamster 

Self explanatory. To achieve sexual bliss, some sodomites use hamsters inserted into their rectums. Hence, the term 'Ass Hamster.'
ass hamster by hambo von hampsterdam September 24, 2003

Hamsterass 

Adjective:

Adj. Derivation of Pacific Northwest American slang, early 21st century.

To have an ass which smells and looks like that of a hamster's.

By implication the person uses cheap toilet paper, is poor, and unwashed. The further implication is the person eats over processed food with little to no nutrition; therefore, their posterior is unshapely and the body can be likened to a pear, or hamster's figure.
"Have you seen the hamsterass on that trailer park bitch?"

"Jesus Christ! look at the hamsterass on the Wal-Mart greeter."
Hamsterass by Johnathon Mill November 1, 2009
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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