hammersharked

1. Getting so hammered that you really do believe you are a shark (see slizzard)

2. What happens to a shark when swimming in beer

1. Brooke was definitely Hammersharked during Shark Week because she kept her arms over her head like she had a fin and kept singing the Jaws theme song (dundun, dundun, dundundundun)

by Thrillway October 26, 2010

Hammershark

Superior level of coolness that intimidates others. This is self-explanatory, as hammersharks have been qualified as the superior species by many intellectuals such as Shalini and myself.
Synonyms: cool, swag

- Wow Shalini, you are so hammershark / being such a hammershark right now !
*Shalini does the debbie ryan*

by papas egret May 16, 2021