Hammerpants
A traditional garb of impalpable masters of ceremony in the late 20th century. Often renounced when not worn as a novelty.
Hammerpants by Ketrinon November 20, 2009
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When someone only passingly familiar with modern English and the word "happenstance" is presented with a situation that is so coincidental, it's as if a higher power has ordained that it should be so.
When a juror finds a perfectly organic way to reference the movie "So I Married An Axe Murderer" during sequestering, and then it turns out he has a portable dvd player and copy of the movie under the table. Juror #1: "This opportunity is way to hamsterpants to pass up."
hamsterpants by Juror #1 March 25, 2009
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hammer pants
A style of peg-legged baggy pants, with a huge billowing crotch that went down below the knees. They were made out of this strange kind of shiny metallic parachute material.
hammer pants by Xavier January 30, 2004
Hammer Pants
The act of crapping your pants so badly that the stool size limits your mobility so you must STOP to do a sort of M.C. Hammer shuffle towards the restroom.
Me: "Did you see that guy shuffling down the hallway?"
Stranger: "Yeah man, either he is in a dancing mood or dudes got a mean case of the hammer pants."
Stranger: "Yeah man, either he is in a dancing mood or dudes got a mean case of the hammer pants."
Hammer Pants by tacticalgoose28 July 13, 2012
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Handerpants by Actual trash 🍚 October 1, 2016
mc hammer pants
Mc Hammer pants are the 80's most baggiest pants . These oversized crotch pants allowed the Hammer to do his signature dance. These pants were the shit back then. However, if worn today, it looks as if you took a crap in a tent and wore it as pants.
T: Look at that guy's pants. It looks like large diaper.
D: Naw, MC Hammer pants were the shit in the 80s.
T: looks like he took a shit in them in 2017
D: Naw, MC Hammer pants were the shit in the 80s.
T: looks like he took a shit in them in 2017
mc hammer pants by Big truck, small dick November 2, 2017
Hammahpants
A name given to a girl whose nights are devoted to alcoholic blackouts and sexual mischief. One who has to document her weekends with a camera in order to remember them and who wakes up next to John Doe and has to search the floor for condom wrappers to determine if they had sex. Hammahpants is more often than not a freshman in college and is highly susceptible to date rape, alcohol poisoning, genital warts, concussions, detox and/or prison, and gangbangs.
-"Hammahpants, what'd you do this weekend?"
>"Ya know, I'm not really sure! Check out my pics on Facebook and ask the Kappa Sigma fraternity because I woke up on their basement floor with my pants off!"
>"Ya know, I'm not really sure! Check out my pics on Facebook and ask the Kappa Sigma fraternity because I woke up on their basement floor with my pants off!"
Hammahpants by WhatevaULike88 March 16, 2009