Hammerpants

A traditional garb of impalpable masters of ceremony in the late 20th century. Often renounced when not worn as a novelty.

Person A: "Dude, hammerpants? Seriously?"

Person B: "My bad."

by Ketrinon November 20, 2009

hamsterpants

When someone only passingly familiar with modern English and the word "happenstance" is presented with a situation that is so coincidental, it's as if a higher power has ordained that it should be so.

When a juror finds a perfectly organic way to reference the movie "So I Married An Axe Murderer" during sequestering, and then it turns out he has a portable dvd player and copy of the movie under the table. Juror #1: "This opportunity is way to hamsterpants to pass up."

by Juror #1 March 25, 2009

hammer pants

A style of peg-legged baggy pants, with a huge billowing crotch that went down below the knees. They were made out of this strange kind of shiny metallic parachute material.

"Can you believe people actually wore hammer pants in the 90s? What the hell was Gen X thinking?"

by Xavier January 30, 2004

Hammer Pants

The act of crapping your pants so badly that the stool size limits your mobility so you must STOP to do a sort of M.C. Hammer shuffle towards the restroom.

Me: "Did you see that guy shuffling down the hallway?"

Stranger: "Yeah man, either he is in a dancing mood or dudes got a mean case of the hammer pants."

by tacticalgoose28 July 13, 2012

Handerpants

Another word for masturbate: to touch yours or others junk

Dude, I was like totally handerpants last night

by Actual trash 🍚 October 1, 2016

mc hammer pants

Mc Hammer pants are the 80's most baggiest pants . These oversized crotch pants allowed the Hammer to do his signature dance. These pants were the shit back then. However, if worn today, it looks as if you took a crap in a tent and wore it as pants.

T: Look at that guy's pants. It looks like large diaper.

D: Naw, MC Hammer pants were the shit in the 80s.

T: looks like he took a shit in them in 2017

by Big truck, small dick November 2, 2017

Hammahpants

A name given to a girl whose nights are devoted to alcoholic blackouts and sexual mischief. One who has to document her weekends with a camera in order to remember them and who wakes up next to John Doe and has to search the floor for condom wrappers to determine if they had sex. Hammahpants is more often than not a freshman in college and is highly susceptible to date rape, alcohol poisoning, genital warts, concussions, detox and/or prison, and gangbangs.

-"Hammahpants, what'd you do this weekend?"
>"Ya know, I'm not really sure! Check out my pics on Facebook and ask the Kappa Sigma fraternity because I woke up on their basement floor with my pants off!"

by WhatevaULike88 March 16, 2009