hammerstank
Paul: Tony, I just ripped ass in Gordon's face!
Tony: Oh no shit dude, you gave him the Hammerstank!
Tony: Oh no shit dude, you gave him the Hammerstank!
hammerstank by Paul Norris June 4, 2007
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Johnny Hammersticks
Made popular in the youtube sensation "Drinking Out of Cups," Johnny Hammersticks is someone who is hammerin' away like he's fuckin Tommy Noble, a famous boxer.
A: Heard you guys havin sex last night.
B: Yeah I was hammerin' away like Johnny Hammersticks.
A: Got it goin like Tommy Noble or somethin.
B: Yeah I was hammerin' away like Johnny Hammersticks.
A: Got it goin like Tommy Noble or somethin.
Johnny Hammersticks by cumbersnatch September 16, 2010
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hammersharked
1. Getting so hammered that you really do believe you are a shark (see slizzard)
2. What happens to a shark when swimming in beer
2. What happens to a shark when swimming in beer
1. Brooke was definitely Hammersharked during Shark Week because she kept her arms over her head like she had a fin and kept singing the Jaws theme song (dundun, dundun, dundundundun)
hammersharked by Thrillway October 26, 2010
Hammerspank
When u do a jackhammer power and motion on someone's rear or when you take a ring pop and get it stuck in the cheek while spanking them with a pimp
Hammerspank by Shady al July 30, 2017
boom boom hammerstick
boom boom hammerstick by amanda+bridden June 3, 2007
Hammersmack
A smack delivered in the form of a slap with a clenched fist. The hammersmack works much like a hammer throw, with the arm acting as the chain and the fist as the ball.
Hammersmack by McGowin May 7, 2016
Hammershark
Superior level of coolness that intimidates others. This is self-explanatory, as hammersharks have been qualified as the superior species by many intellectuals such as Shalini and myself.
Synonyms: cool, swag
Synonyms: cool, swag
- Wow Shalini, you are so hammershark / being such a hammershark right now !
*Shalini does the debbie ryan*
*Shalini does the debbie ryan*
Hammershark by papas egret May 16, 2021
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