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hammerhawk

A hammerhawk is a male person who,
(a) observes, looks, stares, gazes, whether intentionally or by recklessness, at the exposed or partially exposed genetalia of another man;
(b) encourages, abets, facilitates, compels, whether intentionally or by recklessness, the exposure of his genetalia in a manner reasonably expected to be in the view of other male persons; or
(c) negligently engages in conduct unbecoming of a man.
"Rick is such a hammerhawk! He always checks out my junk in the shower!"

"Yo, that's sheer hammerhawkery!"
hammerhawk by Mike Hart March 26, 2007

hammerstank 

To fart in a bitches mouth while she is sucking on your nut sack.
Paul: Tony, I just ripped ass in Gordon's face!

Tony: Oh no shit dude, you gave him the Hammerstank!
hammerstank by Paul Norris June 4, 2007

hammersharked 

1. Getting so hammered that you really do believe you are a shark (see slizzard)

2. What happens to a shark when swimming in beer
1. Brooke was definitely Hammersharked during Shark Week because she kept her arms over her head like she had a fin and kept singing the Jaws theme song (dundun, dundun, dundundundun)
hammersharked by Thrillway October 26, 2010

Hammerspank 

When u do a jackhammer power and motion on someone's rear or when you take a ring pop and get it stuck in the cheek while spanking them with a pimp
I'm gonna hammerspank u later boy
Hammerspank by Shady al July 30, 2017

hammerhawk

goin balls deep on a hoe with a violent, spastic disposition.
Andrew: Im gona hammerhawk you hard tonight girl.
Nicole: whats that?!
Andrew: fuck your pussy beyond recognition.

Hammersmack 

A smack delivered in the form of a slap with a clenched fist. The hammersmack works much like a hammer throw, with the arm acting as the chain and the fist as the ball.
"Did you see Jaquira hammersmack Lena yesterday?"
"Yeah girl, she dropped that bitch!"
Hammersmack by McGowin May 7, 2016