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hammerhawk

A hammerhawk is a male person who,
(a) observes, looks, stares, gazes, whether intentionally or by recklessness, at the exposed or partially exposed genetalia of another man;
(b) encourages, abets, facilitates, compels, whether intentionally or by recklessness, the exposure of his genetalia in a manner reasonably expected to be in the view of other male persons; or
(c) negligently engages in conduct unbecoming of a man.
"Rick is such a hammerhawk! He always checks out my junk in the shower!"

"Yo, that's sheer hammerhawkery!"

hammerhawk by Mike Hart March 26, 2007
Words you can keep

hammerhawk

goin balls deep on a hoe with a violent, spastic disposition.
Andrew: Im gona hammerhawk you hard tonight girl.
Nicole: whats that?!
Andrew: fuck your pussy beyond recognition.

HammerSaw 

You get the two manly-ist tools on the planet and combine them in one..
Therefore you have the manly-ist tool of them all.

This describes, anything manly, pure awesome, cool, rad, sweet, tight or simply add it to any sentence to make it more manly, just because you can.

*warning, overusage may make you a tool or a fag or the manly-ist of them all.
"Hey bro. Did you see the tits on that mamacita? Those shits is HammerSaw!"

or.

"Hey man, did you see that bikers' hog?! He had those fake chrome man balls on the back, that guy is sooo HammerSaw."

"That rav4 just got 90 feet of air off that double double.
Damn, one word.... HAMMERSAW!"
HammerSaw by Taylowww November 5, 2009

Hammermaker Schlemmner

What some people call Hammacher Schlemmer -- the catalogue of somewhat unusual (and usually quite expen$ive) products that's been around since 1848.
Hey Dean! I just got the Holiday 2016 copy of the Hammermaker Schlemmner catalogue, and they have a self-heating bathrobe in it! I think I'll get on the blower and order one right now!
Hammermaker Schlemmner by Telephony November 24, 2016

Hammerhanding 

Carlos wanted to try something new, so he went hammerhanding on himself.
Hammerhanding by panchito lokito October 30, 2011

hammer hawk 

a dude in jail who watchs other in the shower or watchs a guy really close
that man has his eyes on u, i think hes a hammer hawk
hammer hawk by Gage211 January 11, 2008

Hammerjack 

when having sex with a female as the man is about to ejaculate he removes his member and smacks it with incredible force using his penis as a hammer on the women's stomach or ass blowing his load all over her.
while steve was pounding on jills vag he surprised her with a quick hammerjack!
Hammerjack by ap12387 April 7, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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