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hamflatch 

A cupboard or cellar dedicated to the aging and storage of hams, sausages and other pork products.

Generally designed to be bearproof, and often accessed through a heavy wooden trapdoor in the floor.
Ben's been aging a pork shoulder in the hamflatch--he's taking it out for a Sausage Fiesta this afternoon.
hamflatch by El Lémur August 13, 2009

ham flap 

Used to describe the labia minora, or the two soft folds of skin on either side of the opening of the vagina. Ham should be used when referring to one with pink coloring. Bologna, for medium coloring, and Roast Beeeeef, for dark.
Ew, Margot, you are seriously going to wear those short-ass shorts? I can practically see your ham flaps from here.

Hamflatch 

Bry-bry says he dug a big ol' ditch up in that slapper's hamflatch.
Hamflatch by Padge Gnu August 27, 2009
When someones vaginal lips clap together
Sean loves the hamclappers.
hamclap by Binky Chen January 26, 2014
When you slap your buddy (in the face) with a giant piece of ham. Best done with a piece 25 ounces or bigger.
Guy one: Dannng, did you see Mike just get Hamslapped??

Guy two: Yeah, that was awesome!
hamslap by swineslapper February 16, 2010
When a bitch needs a slappin', and the hand isn't enough.
I''ma Hamslap the **** out of that bitch!

Yo, she is gonna get a hamslap if she don't shut the **** up.
HamSlap by DCK305 February 26, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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