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Hamflap

Yo she got a hamflap and you're cool with that?
by Pussygetter103 August 20, 2011
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hamflatch

A cupboard or cellar dedicated to the aging and storage of hams, sausages and other pork products.

Generally designed to be bearproof, and often accessed through a heavy wooden trapdoor in the floor.
Ben's been aging a pork shoulder in the hamflatch--he's taking it out for a Sausage Fiesta this afternoon.
by El Lémur August 13, 2009
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ham flap

Used to describe the labia minora, or the two soft folds of skin on either side of the opening of the vagina. Ham should be used when referring to one with pink coloring. Bologna, for medium coloring, and Roast Beeeeef, for dark.
Ew, Margot, you are seriously going to wear those short-ass shorts? I can practically see your ham flaps from here.
by Margaret or Maaaaags July 20, 2006
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Hamflatch

Bry-bry says he dug a big ol' ditch up in that slapper's hamflatch.
by Padge Gnu August 27, 2009
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hamclap

When someones vaginal lips clap together
Sean loves the hamclappers.
by Binky Chen January 26, 2014
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hamslap

When you slap your buddy (in the face) with a giant piece of ham. Best done with a piece 25 ounces or bigger.
Guy one: Dannng, did you see Mike just get Hamslapped??

Guy two: Yeah, that was awesome!
by swineslapper February 16, 2010
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HamSlap

When a bitch needs a slappin', and the hand isn't enough.
I''ma Hamslap the **** out of that bitch!

Yo, she is gonna get a hamslap if she don't shut the **** up.
by DCK305 February 26, 2010
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